trombone orchestra

A group of 4 or more men each simultaneously giving each other a rim job and wanking the other guy of in a circle.

I walked into this gay bar last night and it was horrible, the sound of a trombone orchestra was in the air and I quickly had to leave.

by curswine April 22, 2009

trombolee

A green plastic glass/bottle collection carrier used in most UK bars. Ideal for collecting glasses from outside tables, more sturdy than a tray.

Go and get the Trombolee and collect some empties

My lover's got no money, he's got his Trombolee

by lix835 September 25, 2009

trombone suicides

A kick-ass trombone routine often done in front of large audiences
A line of trombone players stand with their feet shoulder-width apart
In the line, every other trombone player either moves their trombone up and to the left, or straight down.
The trombone player going to the left moves their trombone above the person's head, then they go back to the middle and the other trombones do the same thing

The trombone suicides were so awesome, one them almost got a concussion

by TRNT November 4, 2014

Brand New Trombone

A Brand New Trombone is analogous to a Rusty Trombone, the difference being that with a Brand New Trombone the receiver has a bleached anus.

Adam told me that ever since he bleached his anus, Jeff can't stop giving him the Brand New Trombone.

by NawlinsD September 2, 2009

tramboozled

When the (UK/Europe) tram driver, after you're seated and rolling, punches in new outer signage that radically affects your destination.

"Ya now, mite, think we's bin tramboozled. We're all goin' ta hell now!"

by PoppaCrumpalicious June 1, 2023

Trombloid

A trombloid is a person of complete distaste,an idiot,a waste of space,a wanker etc.. It is the last insult in your arsenal,the clincher.

Rory pissed in the flower pot again,what a fucking trombloid!

by Dave Mack May 21, 2010

tombout

Another way to say "talking about."

That heiffer was real late tombout she was held up in traffic.

by jazzy jai December 10, 2004