Tristan Teeter

Chill guy. Likes to play games and watch anime only if it includes cute girls. Has a little garden and will only tell those he trusts about it. Isn’t good at playing rainbow six siege and enjoys being mean to little kids.

Friend: “Did you see is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon?”
Friend: “No but I bet Tristan Teeter has!”

by SmoothGelato August 8, 2020

Tristan

Always right

Ask tristan, he's always right

by True dictionary definition May 25, 2016

Dirty TRISTAN

A man with a massive dick that destroys all of the girls

My boyfriend has a dirty TRISTAN

by Trump 2024 7474 January 29, 2020

Tristan

A man of bloons

tristan is monke

by wuickk September 7, 2020

tristian

Extremely good looking guy that makes a perfect friend. An emotional guy that can get any lady. When ladies think of him they say he has the meat. Optimistic person. A tristian is shy in person but a monster in bed.

Pulling a tristian is sending a random i love you message and the next day never answer a text.

by cashmoney26 January 27, 2013

Tristan Thompson

A term for an aggressive basketballer who plays like he's 7'5" but is actually a midget. Also the name for the current Cleveland Cavalier's 6'9" Center.

Zeke: "IMMA DUNK ALL OVER YA!!!!"

Matt: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD ARE YOU DOING?!"
Zeke: "I'm pulling off THE FAMED 'TRISTAN THOMPSON!' "
Matt: "Like DUNKING OVER 5 PEOPLE when YOU'RE JUST 5'7"?!!"
Zeke: "Yea BOI!!!!"

(Zeke gets blocked anyways)

by splashnsmash8000 May 18, 2017

Tristan

Tristan is just pure amazing. You would have to be one of the luckiest females alive to be the one who gets to hold him. He is perfect in every way possible. He will make your day no matter what the problem may be. He will treat you so well even if you might be getting annoyed at him, which is very rare. Words can't describe the love between Tristan and (random name) Emily, it's just incredible. Tristan is funny, hot, nice, happy, sexy, wonderful, awesome, amazing, cute, fun, romantic, epic and every single other word to do with awesomeness. Everybody loves Tristan. <3

Emily - Omg i just met this really awesome guy!

Random - Was it Tristan?

Emily - yes 0.0

(<2)

by QueenEmi14 February 4, 2010