Tristan, although not consistently, is one of the coolest, smartest, badass too ever live. Even though he’s not in shape, he’ll outrun you on STILTS! Tristan has had sex with all the girls you could imagine, and respects them too. He’s so rich he has 7 badminton courts and 6 computers. In conclusion, Tristan is way cooler than you.
“Hey Tristan?”
-“Yeah?”
“You’re a sexy beast!”
-“Yeah”
“Oh my god my boyfriends so hot!”
“Yeah he’s a Tristan”
-“Yeah?”
“You’re a sexy beast!”
-“Yeah”
“Oh my god my boyfriends so hot!”
“Yeah he’s a Tristan”
by gabethediabetic January 9, 2018
Hi Tristan
by defnotjonah December 9, 2022
Tristan is one of the nicest, most loyal people you will ever meet. He is very smart but tries to hide it a lot. He is a very talented guy, but he doesn't like to admit it. He also doesn't like to get his hopes up for things in case he gets let down. He always has time for you, though, no matter how busy he is. If you have a Tristan in your life, never let him go!
by EmmaB13 December 29, 2018
by TheOnlyBoy123 March 31, 2021
Tristan is not really a loyal person, he gets the hoes, likes them and leaves. He is nice but has anger issues, he is cute but crazy. He is very embarrassing sometimes because he is awkward. But deep down, he is sad. Tristan is a sad kid in a sad world, he feels no one likes him, he feels trapped and alone. He wonders why he is alive. But one day, he will know why. Tristan only keeps secrets if he LIKES the person he told. He is quick to tell his whole life story to anyone, leaving people with nothing left to say. Sometimes he is gross, like he will lick his fingers which makes you want to vomit but Tristan is a sad,broken yet kind person. Maybe you should talk to him more.
by Itsabasicrat October 15, 2019
by Poyfect September 3, 2018