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Dirty TRISTAN 

A man with a massive dick that destroys all of the girls
Dirty TRISTAN by Trump 2024 7474 January 29, 2020
tristan is monke
Tristan by wuickk September 7, 2020

tristian 

Extremely good looking guy that makes a perfect friend. An emotional guy that can get any lady. When ladies think of him they say he has the meat. Optimistic person. A tristian is shy in person but a monster in bed.
Pulling a tristian is sending a random i love you message and the next day never answer a text.
tristian by cashmoney26 January 27, 2013

Tristan Thompson 

A term for an aggressive basketballer who plays like he's 7'5" but is actually a midget. Also the name for the current Cleveland Cavalier's 6'9" Center.
Zeke: "IMMA DUNK ALL OVER YA!!!!"

Matt: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD ARE YOU DOING?!"
Zeke: "I'm pulling off THE FAMED 'TRISTAN THOMPSON!' "
Matt: "Like DUNKING OVER 5 PEOPLE when YOU'RE JUST 5'7"?!!"
Zeke: "Yea BOI!!!!"

(Zeke gets blocked anyways)
Tristan is just pure amazing. You would have to be one of the luckiest females alive to be the one who gets to hold him. He is perfect in every way possible. He will make your day no matter what the problem may be. He will treat you so well even if you might be getting annoyed at him, which is very rare. Words can't describe the love between Tristan and (random name) Emily, it's just incredible. Tristan is funny, hot, nice, happy, sexy, wonderful, awesome, amazing, cute, fun, romantic, epic and every single other word to do with awesomeness. Everybody loves Tristan. <3
Emily - Omg i just met this really awesome guy!

Random - Was it Tristan?

Emily - yes 0.0

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Tristan by QueenEmi14 February 4, 2010

Tristan Prettyman 

Totally hot singer/songwriter from San Diego. Used to be a Roxy model and surfer. Now she just sings in her sultry voice and strums on her sexy guitar.
Tristan Prettyman is love.
Tristan Prettyman by vj15 October 6, 2008