Menu Tissue

A faggot who decides to bud in on all conversations. He also likes touch little boys inappropriately to get hard. He usually hangs out with gay kids and surrounds himself with others like him.

O shit here comes menu tissue hide the kids, quick!!

by Thot Eviceratpr April 24, 2019

tissue pixies

1. The pixies that you hope will replenish the toilet paper when you've just used the last of it but are in too much of a hurry to replenish yourself.

2. The pixies that stole the last of the toilet tissue when you could swear there was at least half a roll 4 hours ago.

3. The pixies that laugh at you when you've just survived a spine chilling bout of diarrhea only to discover that the tissue pixies are not on your side today. The only thing within arm's reach that you can wipe your ass with is one last whispy sheet of toilet roll. The pixies leave this one sheet just to watch you attempt to use it.

"For Chrissake Pete! Who do you think puts a new toilet roll out? The goddam Tissue Pixies?"

Jack: "Linda? Can you come in here and pass me a new roll of toilet paper?"
Linda: "I only put a new one out this morning. I swear the tissue pixies are back"

Mike: "Phew, I could have shit through the eye of a needle!... dammit! Who the hell used the last of the tissue?"
Pixies: "Snigger"

by Houdinia December 9, 2008

tissue issue

When you need a tissue, but don't have one on your person, which then causes an issue

I almost had a tissue issue but i had a tissue in my pocket and therefore there was no issue.

by gutter-ball j May 18, 2008

tissue box orgasm

to ejaculate so much that you need a whole box of tissues to clean up

Guy 1: ACHOOOO!!!!! u got any tissues?
Guy 2: naw man, earlier i had a tissue box orgasm

by neverbeencaught1007 April 26, 2010

Used Tissue

A promiscuous female who has engaged in intercourse then recently engaged in intercourse again with another man.

Guy one: hey dude i hooked up with Jodie!

Guy two: ohhh, dude, i heard jack just fucked her.

Guy one: ohh thats why she felt like a 'used tissue'

by Private school Dave October 14, 2008

Tissue Angel

The remains after a man has masterbated and ejaculated into a tissue or paper towel.

Dude, you knew I was coming over . You could have cleaned up all the tissue angels .

by Mr. F18 December 2, 2015

tissue wars

Refers to the time of the covid-19 corona virus pandemic when people started fighting over tissue paper.

During the tissue wars, people would use tissue paper as if it were currency.

by QueenCityCebu.com March 17, 2020