trisco biscuit

slang for the drug ecstacy

you want some trisco biscuits?

by muthatruckin p i m p May 12, 2009

tescohead

sum1 who hangs outside tesco's with there 'homeboys n girls', wears trackkies hangs outside any tesco extra, tesco express, tesco metro, tesco petrol stations.

tara's a tescohead as she hangs outside tescos express with her 'crew'

by joey1989 October 3, 2006

Tesco Value Lemmings

The Tesco Value Lemming is the natural evolution of the ordinary lemming, sped up by the effect of nuclear radiation from Tesco's main power source. The Tesco Value Lemming is blue and white, and leaps off doorsteps and low shelves.

Occasionally more daring ones can be bred which will jump off fences, windowsills or use tiny bikes to leap over pits of spikes or flames. They are generally taken as the alpha males of the group, or "shop floor", until the mis-judge a jump and plummet to their death in the frozen foods section.

"I was going to buy a hamster today, but I found two Tesco Value Lemmings for only 99p!"

by Dave Beaste April 26, 2006

trusco

a huge piece of shit; pronounced in spanish
as in a "th" sound
can be replaced with "shit" or any of its alternative words

i just left a trusco that took 3 flushes

by pushups with steve May 19, 2006

Treshon

is a loving , hotheaded ,big bother to all of his friends he is compatible with everyone .he has a very unique personality.
he is very loyal to his friends but when it come to a relationship you have to very important for him to be loyal

hey look it's treshon

by fire_spittin_kitten December 1, 2020

[trespoop]

When you use someone else's bathroom to poop without their knowledge or consent.

I did not want to stank up our bathroom, so I had to trespoop at the office next door.

by Saschablog100 October 9, 2008

Tescoism

Tescoism: With the collapse of orthadox religion, people now follow the mighty consumer diety of Tesco. It is the only thing of any importance in their, otherwise, miserable lives.

Dude, are you going to chapel?
Chapel is for fools! Salvation lies in Tescoism! Mass consumerism and true value for money and 3 for 2 offers will save us all: Allah Tesco, Allah Tesco!

by the dude, ma!!! November 27, 2012