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Trenton, also known as the armpit of Southern Ontario. Filled with prostitot mommies, wiggers and every other reject in the Bay of Quinte can be found at one of our 7 Tim Hortons locations in a population of approximately 19,000. Money well spent, do the math. If you're along the 401, don't blink or you'll miss this lovely skidmark of a town.
Let's all go to Trenton to live on welfare like the rest of them!
Trenton by bella22 April 9, 2009
Trenton is a funny person usually has brown or blonde hair and blue or brown eyes. Trenton has a pretty girlfriend and has a slighty tan skin tone.
If you lucky enough to know a trenton then you're very lucky!
Hey trenton come here!
Trenton by Lovekitty88 October 7, 2017

richard trenton chase

quite possibly the most psychotic sadistic serial killer this country has ever produced. Killed six people in California in the late 1970's, this included women and babies. After he shot them in the head, he had sex with the female corpses, cut their organs out with a knife and blended them into drinks, and then drank and bathed in their blood. He did this because he had delusions that his heart was shrinking and that the Nazis were turning his blood into powder with poison they put under his soapdish, he thought fresh blood would "cure" him. He was later caught and amazingly found sane by a jury and sentenced to the gas chamber at San Quentin. While on death row he overdosed on psychiatric drugs and died. He was only 30 years old.
Richard Trenton Chase was one sick sonuvabitch

Trenton Hoe 

Trenton is a retarted little boy who likes sucking dick out of his huge ears.
Trenton Hoe by Nolqn69 March 6, 2017
Capital of New Jersey. Where George Washington was going when he crossed the Delaware. Where the Americans had their first real victory over the British. Home of the tomato pie. Home of the "Trenton Makes" bridge. Home of the Trenton Thunder and the Trenton Titans. Where the Brooklyn Bridge was made. Where the first Bayer asprin, the first Magic Marker, Champale, the first Trojan condom, oyster crackers and Taft's bathtub were made. Site of the first professional basketball game. Birthplace of Poor Righteous Teachers, Stephanie Plum, Dennis Rodman and Star Jones. Home of Art All Night, Passage Theatre, and the War Memorial. Where some suburbanites fear to go, for no good reason (they also need to sleep with the light on when they watch a scary movie, so you figure it out). Pronounced either with or without the "nt".
I had dinner at Settimo Cielo, saw a show at Passage Theatre and then played Scrabble at Classics Books until midnight in Trenton. I love that town!
Trenton by Trentonian February 3, 2010