treetops are touching the ground

When you become older and your chest starts to sag.

"Jeez Maybelle, my treetops used to reach for the sun and now my treetops are touching the ground."

by Becs The Secretary May 30, 2006

treetard

A Retard who dosn't move, thus appearing to be a tree.

Bob: Hey Frank you're a retard, Do you mind if I use you as an example?
Frank: Sure, go ahead
Bob: OK Then, Dont move
Frank: OK Bob
Bob: What A Treetard

by -SaintAnton- January 2, 2008

treetotaler

-noun

A person who abstains from consuming marijuana.

"Some of the sportier frat boys and your average jocks are treetotalers, that is they are comfortable with corroding their livers binge drinking, but when someone offers to smoke them out, they react as if asked to sign their souls over to the devil."

Treetotalers may abstain for a number of reasons. Epilepsy, other psychoactive conditions or general Straightedge cultural adherence are two common conditions.

by Pabblow November 26, 2010

treetard

An individual who has smoked, or otherwise inhaled drugs into a retarded state of being.

Brad smoked so many trees, that he is now a treetard. For shame.

by el hobo October 29, 2008

Treetop Special

Blowing smoke out while receiving a blowjob.

Ya man, she gave me a treetop special last night. It was great

by bob mcjamerson January 8, 2011

TreeTrunx

The art of completely killin someone in basketball

That dude just went TreeTrunx on that really tan built kid.

by T.P Franetrain January 24, 2006

Treetop

When a woman's vagina looks like a tree stump and her pubic hair looks like leaves.

A TREETOP!!!

by ILikeMyNacho September 30, 2010