John Travolting

Something so fucking revolting that no other word-name will do.

Guy 1 - "Did you see that 2 girls 1 cup video?! That shit was is revolting it's......it's......"

Guy 2 - ".....John Travolting?"

Guy 1 - "....almost Guy 1, almost"

by Regan1982 January 9, 2008

Travelodge

A low-budget motel with many businesses around the United States. Quality will fluctuate wildly depending on where you are. Arizona has some of the shittiest Travelodges in the country, while Texas and California have bearable ones. Expect broken lamps, broken air conditioning, dirty bathrooms, absolutely shit wi-fi (even worse than most motel wi-fi).

Sleepless nights, unhappy staff, terrible mascot, and terrible breakfast service.

"Hey, are you going to stay at a Travelodge tonight?"
"Fuck that. I'd rather sleep in my truck."

by Traveling January 17, 2012

travelitis

the mental paranoia that occurs during planning for a trip and packing for a trip that causes extreme worry about the actual traveling day and a raging fear that you will forget something.

Rebecca has travelitis; she's checked the weather fifty times and repacked three times and is constantly checking to make sure what time the flight leaves.

by sugardarlingholly May 1, 2011

Travoltify

(v.) 1. To deform someone's name, accidentally or purposely, in such a way that it is no longer recognizeable;

2. To do what John Travolta did with Idina Menzel's name during the Oscars;

3. To deform any word, phrase or sentence after having some sort of stroke or facial spasm or because of great stress.

''Did you hear about how John Travolta travoltified Idina Menzel's name to Adele Dazeem?''

''My travoltified name is Jan Smoith!''

''Don't travoltify your sentences when you speak!''

by correct pronunciation March 16, 2014

Travolting

The process whereby which one's face follows the same shape changes as an aging John Travolta. This includes loss of chin, lessening of jaw definition and general rounding of the face.

Travolting can be caused by aging or gain of weight.

Examples include: Leonardo Di Caprio, Keanu Reeves and John Travolta

YO man! Can you believe how different he looks now? He totally travolted!

If James doesn't watch it he's going to get ugly, he's totally travolting.

by CanadaInDenmark April 11, 2011

Travolting

An adjective used to describe an awful John Travolta movie.

Battlefield Earth, Staying Alive, Broken Arrow, and Look Who's Talking Too are so bad they're travolting.

by Myxamatosis October 11, 2009

Travelling Andy

A "Travelling Andy" is when you fart while sitting in a chair. However, the gas bubble moves toward the front rather than the back and the farter will feel it pushing the skin between the scrotum and thigh aside. Known to only happen with males and is a fairly rare occurrence.

Ha Ha Ha. Just had a Travelling Andy.

by Slightly_Mad December 11, 2006