snail tracking

snail tracking is a sexual activity in which a girl passes her pussy over a guys face and leaves a trace of slime. pretty much everyday thing but a nice new name for it though...

When we got it going on she was snail tracking all over my face!

by jogurtek October 27, 2008

Twitching

Simping and defending a very popular e-girl that has a reputation for doing horrible shit online. Basically white knighting women that should burn in hell.

I can't believe Twitch is still twitching for Alinity, dude.

by A random nobody :) August 3, 2020

Sound-Tracking

Sound-tracking is the effect that happens when your doing something fun or worth remembering, and you have great music in the background. When you hear that music again it takes you back to where you were having fun. When you do this on purpose your creating a sound track, or the act of Sound-tracking.

On a road trip with a good friend, you pop in a CD with music you both like, and both of you are grooving to the music. Later you hear that CD again and it takes you back to that cool moment in time where you were.

by Drewcifer13 August 25, 2005

Trashing

The environmentally-friendly enterpreneurial endeavor of picking up household crap others have hauled to the curb such as old TV's, sofas, tables, chairs, appliances, dressers, bookcases, floor lamps and mattresses and selling them in the trasher's front yard, thereby recycling for profit.

Q: "I heard you got laid off last year. That really sucks. What are you going to do?"
A: "My unemployment ran out and nobody's hiring. I'm trashing now. I'm my own boss, and as long as I call it a yard sale the zoning board doesn't bother me."

by GreekDena54 July 23, 2009

Teaching a pig to sing

A quote from Robert Heinlein: Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.

Usually applied to someone that has a character flaw or annoying habit they will never change because they simply aren't able to.

A person with bad hygiene - you tell them they stink but they don't really care.
"Getting you to clean your room is like teaching a pig to sing; it's a waste of my time and all it does is annoy you."

by BigRed60 August 1, 2009

Teaching his goldfish how to whistle

Another nice way to say masturbation without being so obvious.

"Where's (insert any name here) at?"

"He's in the backyard teaching his goldfish how to whistle."

by Alert The Press! May 14, 2006

Tracking Cookie

Noun

1. A Tracking Cookie is a cookie frequently found by your anti-virus scanner, it serves no other purpose to piss you off and waste your time.

2. A cookie is a small amount of data, which often includes an anonymous unique identifier, which is sent to your browser from a website's computers and stored on your computer's hard drive. Cookies are required to use some Urban Dictionary services. Urban Dictionary and its ad management partners ("Ad Partners") use cookies to record current session information. You are required to login to your Urban Dictionary editor account after a certain period of time has elapsed in order to verify your use of the account and protect you against others inadvertently accessing your account.

1. Norton Anti-Virus has detected a Tracking Cookie.

You: "I DIDN'T BUY YOU TO FIND COOKIES PIECE OF SHIT"

by Scradman! March 23, 2010