Fecal Transplant

The act of switching partners during anal sex without wiping the poop off your dick in between buttholes, effectively delivering feces from one anus to the other.

Chad: "Bruh that threesome with Angela and Britney last night was INSANE - Fucked 'em both in all holes and essentially gave Britney a fecal transplant, dawg.

Brad: "Fecal Transplant?? What the fuck are you talking abou-......Oh, dude, that is vile."

Chad: "100% - my shit was MUDDY when I switched over to Britney - but hey, fuck it, right?"

Brad: "You belong in a circle of Hell that has not yet been invented you depraved fuck."

by Gutters by the Dozen (1) January 20, 2020

poop transplant

The act of shitting directly into someone’s asshole.

Aye bruh, I’m kind of low on poop, can you hit me up with a poop transplant?

by Reed1103 May 1, 2019

Booger Transplant

Booger Transplant: The act of taking a booger from one nose and placing it in another. A booger can be transplanted between any two noses.

Kaleigh was upset when I put one of my boogers in her nose. I told her to relax, I was just giving her a booger transplant.

by icebergletusbeus July 22, 2011

transentience

Transentience occurs when perfect harmony is attained throughout the universe. It is the grand disabstraction of infinite and nothingness that reveals the essence of being. It is the transcendence of our senses attained through ultimate awareness.

Your energy is purely of love, infectious waves harmonize with mine until transentience reveals everything we could never know alone.

by Transentience December 16, 2015

Back Alley Brain Transplant

The act of being dragged into a back alley and having your face punched in..... and your brains punched out, figuratively speaking.

Tom: Hey, have you heard all of those kids obsessing about Twilight?

Steve: Yeah, I want to give each and every one of those kids a back alley brain transplant

by I'm_Not_Violent April 4, 2009

Translantonym

1. A translantonym is a word spoken in a foreign language that is the antonym of a word in your native language.

Come up with your own translantonym. It's more fun that way.

by Rob R August 30, 2006

transpuntation

The act where one tries to tell a pun or joke in another language but it turns out to be totally lame, since the point gets lost in translation.

Most transpuntations are followed by awkward silence.

Serial transpuntators don't ever notice they are not funny and they keep doing it all the time, promting you to improve your fake laughter.

Maarit from Finland decides to pull a transpuntation: 'My mate Santtu was sitting in the pub with a yellowish drink in front of him. I asked "Oh, are you having a Jaloiviina, mate?" "No" he replied, "It's Fisu - I'm working tomorrow.'

Mariit's foreigner friends: *awkward silence*

by minase8888 December 14, 2010