traffucking

The movement of bullshit paperwork around an organization for approval or communcation purposes.

We must keep traffucking the TPS reports for approval.

by Alisalee June 30, 2008

Trafficer

a large bag or purse carried to a party that traffics alcohol into the party. this bag of alcohol, to some, seems to have a never ending supply.

"what is that?"
"my trusty trafficer, want a beer?"

by flat116guh March 28, 2009

Trafficked

Adv. To be dragged about town, resulting in prolonged hours waiting in traffic.

Me: “How was your night?”
Friend: “I got trafficked. The cab got lost, and it took us 2 ours to get back from Victory Monument!”
Me: “Dude, you got trafficked.”

by JonKitsune April 5, 2009

tardfucker

An insult which is a combination of the words retard and fucker.

You stupid tardfucker!

by Qui Long July 9, 2009

Trashfucker

Staying up studying until abnormally late hours (at least until 6 AM) until you hear an obnoxious black custodian, who randomly laughs super loudly at 6 AM outside your window and annoys the living fuck out of you when you are already sleep deprived. Typically occurs before midterms or finals, or in the case of an Engineering major, twice a week. Variations may also be observed such as the super trash fucker in which you do not sleep until 11 or 12 and are able to get lunch before you sleep.

Dude I'm so tired right now, I've pulled two straight trashfuckers for this stupid midterm.

by tamiltiger1 February 26, 2011

traffucky

traffucky is like trafficky but it's so trafficky you're stuck and fucked

I 35 is so traffucky we are parked and never going to get the concert on time.

by RazMutant December 13, 2010

Traffuckery

Noun

Traffic snarl up usually caused by drivers suspending common sense resulting in road rage, overlapping, chaos and generally poor judgement in execution of road rules.
Most of the time its in rush hour, accidents and a lane is closed or a bad storm.
You literaly have no option but to sit through it as you curse under your breath.

Sorry guys am late! I was caught up in a traffuckery!

by robahrdm November 25, 2021