vanity travel

Travel to exotic and/or expensive locations solely for the purpose of bragging about it when one returns home.

Elroy just got back from Amsterdam and wouldn't shut up about it. He went to Bangkok last year. He does a lot of vanity traveling.

by gladernie March 8, 2008

Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants

When a friend or bro leaves a pair of pants at your house, you

ejaculate on said pants, and return to the person folded.
Usually one claims they have been washed.
The hilarious result is when they put the pants on and don't realize until it is too late, that they have a huge cum stain on their pants in public.

Dude, Aaron his pants at my house after changing into his swim trunks, I am going to let him join the Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants.

by Texas-flood February 19, 2013

Travelingus

Performing oral sex on a woman while she is driving. It is the female equivalent to road head.

She had trouble staying in her lane because I was giving her such good travelingus.

by gabrielhudson July 26, 2010

travelbation

Travelbation is an act of escapism and mental self-gratification, achieved by the imagining, investigation, or planning of a trip or trips.

M: Wow! Tickets to Ulaan Baatar are so cheap right now. You know, at this price, I could actually afford to go, then come back via Tuvalu after driving the Silk Road. Look at these beautiful pictures of all of the aforementioned!

E: Enough travelbation, you know you won't have more than a week off at a time for the next four years

by notravelformedicalstudents January 11, 2012

Stinky Traveler

Originally used as an act of revenge. Can be used in different versions and extremes. Hiding something smelly or gross inside another persons luggage, preferably buried underneath clean clothes

"Mike threw Todd in the river so when Todd got out to change he left his soaking wet muddy underwear buried in mikes luggage to surprise him with a Stinky Traveler upon his return home."

by TheZman August 17, 2010

astro traveling

Means to go get high. Used by popular underground hip-hop artist madlib (aka Quasimoto)

"...and we commence to astro traveling"

by Slide Kardell June 3, 2004

Travel PTSD

Like Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD), but when returning from travelling.

Symptoms include:

Reverse Homesickness - missing people and places from abroad

Inability to focus on everyday tasks/dreams about travelling

Boredom, insecurity, uncertainty and frustration

Feelings of alienation or withdrawal

Need for excessive sleep

Since I returned from Habrough I have had really bad Travel PTSD.

by TravelPTSD November 15, 2010