Caveman Texting

The act of Caveman Texting applies when two people are involved in a text conversation and one party does not have the option of a QWERTY board, thus typing through T9 or numbered text. That person is Caveman Texting

person A: Whys it taking you so long to get back to me

Person B: Sorry bud, I'm Caveman Texting here...

by HandOfEris May 4, 2010

wagner texting

multiple single text messages that eventually spell out a real word and burns up a friends text messaging minutes.

Wagner texting is when one finds out the friend doesn't have unlimited text messages, then he text bombs the friends email until he gets past his free limits, and then laughs uncontrollably.

by the friend with limited texts October 11, 2013

Voicemail texting

When you're texting someone and you both take a long time to answer and you end up leaving messages back and forth instead of engaging in steady conversation

I tried to have a conversation with the bf, but we both were so busy we ended up voicemail texting

by R_Longo88 April 17, 2014

Sorry, I'm bad at texting

A phrase commonly used by women when they have been bombarded with texts that they do not want to answer. This is usually used when a man is pursuing a woman and the woman does not share the same feelings for the man.

Arthur: Hey! What's up?

30 minutes pass

Arthur: Did I say something wrong?

Francine: Sorry, I'm bad at texting

by Gregor Sanchez May 30, 2011

Texting whore

a dude who texts via cellphone twenty four seven no matter what he is doing, be it hanging out with friends or driving. A very very sad lonely person.

Normal Dude:"Hey man your driving you know that.."
Texting Whore:"HOLD ON IM TEXTING NIKKI"

by veram May 1, 2008

Ghost Texting

When a person sends a text message to another person and then completely disappears.
Usually happening after a person sends a text message that is a question used to begin a conversation.

Example of Ghost Texting:
"How was your weekend?" - Ghost Texter
"Gr8t did awesome stuff and found a bag of money, u?" - Texter 2
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..
..
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3 days later:
"How are you?" - Ghost Texter
"ok, u?" - Texter 2
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..
And so it goes again and again.

by Laydee K May 16, 2011

Tooting Handshake

A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.

Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.

Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.

"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"

by adamandfiona January 24, 2010