Towelhead Wifi

A wifi connection that would make hugesnet blush, dirt cheap internet service typically used by slumlord Saudi Arabian greed driven scumbags who marry white women in order to remain in the country, most typically found in poorly maintained single star motels riddled with bedbugs and cockroaches.

David: Man, the wifi here is utter dogshit conncection timed out connection timed out connection timed out fuck!
Mark: Blame that penny pinching greasy foreign fuck for that towelhead wifi.

by DavidDavisfromOzanamschool September 22, 2023

Twisted The Towel

when the towel soaks up all the lies and then you squeeze them out.

"i may have twisted the towel"

by SydTheRealRealRealKid October 16, 2019

Santorum towel

A cloth kept nearby to clean up that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Quick, grab me the Santorum towel before this gets all over.

by babycake & boo June 19, 2011

Towelie

The ultimate guide to the wisdom of being high. Towelie is synonimous with everything about being part of the 21st century and being high - the things that he says and does hold true and close meanings to our everyday lives.

"Towelie, you're the worst character ever" - You're so not! :)

"You wanna get high" - meaning yeah life is a bummer, but we can easily forget that.

"Don't forget to bring a towel" - It's like love itself, bring a towel and everyone will love you. See also Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.

"Oh man, I'm so high right now, I have no idea what is going on" - You're damn straight!

by Lex - ultimatetowelie.co.uk October 22, 2003

Brown Towel Affair

Brown towel affair-when you run out of toilet paper and you have to result in wiping your ass with a hand towel.

"Stephen noticed Ron didn't have any toilet paper and had to use his hand towel to wipe his bum now that's a brown towel affair"

by Fasteddie666 May 30, 2016

Etterman Towel

A dish towel used as a napkin. It is often shared among people eating in the same room.

Yo! Pass the Etterman Towel, this Mr. Scrib's Pizza is greasy as hell.

by Curbdog December 6, 2020

Hanging up the towel rack

Willing to do anything, but not getting any love in return.

Man, I've been hanging up the towel rack for that girl, but she still won't give me any action.

by jjc9397 July 31, 2011