Toweller

A person who keeps using other people towels to dry his/her nasty body.

Friend: Hey, what's that guy like?

Me: He's smart and charming but his a toweller.

Friend: oh yuck!

by Itsyourteachergetbacktowork March 2, 2020

Toweles

To be cool

I am Toweles

by WHAT'S YOUR HANDLE? This is th March 21, 2022

Katie Towler

A girl who resides in Hindley Green and feels like Justin Bieber is her one true love. Katie Towlers have lots of issues and fatuations with famous, and non-famous, people. Her winning trait is her on fleek eyebrows.

Person: Omg why is that Katie Towler so obsessed with Harry Styles?!

Friend to Katie Towler: Dude you're just jealous her eyebrows are on fleek and yours ain't! Don't hate her cuz you ain't her!

by Lancashire Laddos September 14, 2017

Moist Towelette

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

moisty towelette

Someone who's wet.

My brother's girlfriend is being such a moisty towelette. She's too attached

Charlotte didn't drink at all last night, what a moisty towelette.

by GeologysTopShagger February 13, 2018

Moist Towelette

A fan of the podcast Moist Definitely. Someone who truly enjoys conversations between three curlies.

"Have you listened to the new episode of Moist Definitely yet? No? What kinda Moist Towelette are you?"

by donncharedbeard December 19, 2018

Pussy Towelette

Same as a Penis Wipe. Just a fuckboi slut douche that you wanna slap super hard. Then you take his head and wipe it on your Dick like a towel, like you would rub a pussy. Gay (no homo).

Man, Gavin really is a pussy towelette dawg! I wanna take his face and rub it on my Dick like you would a towel like you would rub a pussy.

by Shlomo Jesus May 10, 2019