Tops and Fingers

The act of fondling a womens breasts and fingering her vagina

Hey Bert did you fuck her behind the bike sheds last night ? No man but I got tops and fingers.

by Alf Hart December 29, 2007

Topsykrest

Topsykrest is a squeaker When you talk to one and is bad at all games

Justin is a fucking topsykrest6

by xXMike57Xx July 11, 2019

topside pool piss

Taking a leak directly into a pool, from the comfort of the pool deck when a bathroom or a secluded bush are just steps away. Usually a booze induced act, the topside pool piss is always met with harsh criticisim from angry onlookers who havent had nearly as many keg beers as the subject taking the piss.

Significance is doubled when Tim Tebow is swimming in said pool.

Ashley Cooke: Hey Cooper.. did you see that shitbombtaking a topside pool piss...??

Cooper: Yeah, what an asshole, he has no respect for this household.

by topsidepoolpisser June 22, 2011

Dick Toupee

A mustache that your friend is proud of but you want to humiliate them in front of a group so you congratulate them on having something that would normally reside on the top of a penis.

Whoa! That's a nice dick toupee!!

by PieKnee October 6, 2016

Topspur

Topspur was referred by a Westbound Logistics China co-owner as the mistaken name of English Premier League club Tottenham Hotspur United. The video placed on YouTube was created between two business partners during a China trip, and the video went viral from then on. Topspur fans are not fond of the video as they believe everyone should know who they are, as often they suffer from spursy which is a feeling of being big/successful when really; one isn’t.

When asked if the man from China could name any Premier league clubs, he mentioned several but when quizzed if he’d heard of Spurs, or Tottenham Hotspur he said no. Never heard of them.

Tottenham Hotspur are a small London football team that often apply pressure and nearly win trophies.

Have you heard of a big football team named Tottenham Hotspur? “No?! Topspur? What’s that?”

by Westbound December 3, 2019

purple tops

Nickname for Ecstacy!

Freeky Zeeky:aye yo aye yo i got da 2 for 5 purple tops 2 for 5 purple tops...watchu need i got da purple tops!
Police:hey freeky zeeky!
Freeky Zeeky:oh shit i gotta run!
Police:why do we allways catch you in the same spot right here?
Freeky Zeeky:aye man i am mentaly retarded...why tha fuck yall fuck wit me?
Plice:Guess what?
Freeky Zeeky:What?
Police:your going back to jail!

by Steven C. November 14, 2006

tampa bay toupee

when a girl gives a bald man a blow job, she makes him ejaculate in her mouth and then spits the cum on his head. She then shaves off his pubes and sticks them on his semen covered head, thus making a homemade hair piece

fred came over last night and i fixed his bald head with a tampa bay toupee.

by curly jefferson 69 April 5, 2008