Touché

When u say something to someone and they have no reply back for it.

Joe: Hey dude i fucked your girlfriend
Bill: Hey dude i fucked ya mum
Joe: Ah Touché

by Smokey McPatterson May 20, 2005

Touché

A word Derived from france origionally used in sword fighting meaning "Good Parry" Which is now more commonly used as a word meaning "good Comeback" or "Well Returned"

Subject 1: I fucked your mom
Subject 2: I fucked your Dad
Subject 1: I fucked your sister
Subject 2: I fucked your sister mother and father simultaniously while your dog licked my ass
Subject 1: Touché sir Touché

by Ashphamy April 4, 2009

touché

Used to acknowledge a successful criticism or an effective point in argument.

-You should quit now.
-I think I'll take my chances in the tournament.
-Yeah, you will take your chances.
-That's what I just said.
-That's what I'm saying to you.
-Okay, I'm not sure where you're trying to go with this.
-Well, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
-All right...
-Touché.

by max June 23, 2004

Touché

A word you say when in an argument the other person makes a good point that you can't top.

Buttercup : I don't wear a wig!

Woman : It's on the internet so you know it's true.

Buttercup :Touché.

by Qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjk February 18, 2017

Touché

A fancy word used by people who think they know something. It means "a good comeback" or a.k.a. burn!

A: ....
B: touché!
A: fuck off

by IWasBilbo May 26, 2014

touché

An all-purpose word which is used among swimmers as a substitute for anything they don't feel like saying.

-I'm in the 400 touché next!
-Touché!

-What heat and touché are you in?
-Touché four, lane six.

-I have to drop seven seconds to get the touché!
-Make sure to touché, and you'll kick some touché.

by This one random King person March 4, 2008

Touche'

right back at you, up yours

joe-"that girl is way out of your league"
girl-"you want to hook up?"
joe-"touche'"

by Keystone Kid April 30, 2006