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tottenham

Carling 'Micky mouse' Cup winning 'football'club from the Jewish side of North London. Their team consists of west ham rejects and sicknote crocks. despite spurs boasting their many 'English' players, these so called internations, such as Jenas and Lennon are no where near the full England squad.
Support consists of deluded fans who believe they actually won a REAL trophy in the shape of the carling cup, and whose victory over Arsenal reserves ranks as their best ever result in their trophy-bare history. support base generally consists of kebab shop workers, abu hamza, inbreds, Raggi Omars and David Pleat.
"We won the Carling Cup!! get in!! Finally, a trophy to put in our moth-ridden trophy cabinet"

"shut your stupid mouth, its only the micky mouse cup you deluded tottenham fools"
by Mealingz March 27, 2008
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tottenham

North London wannabees who will never be. So you beat a bunch of kids and won a crappy cup big deal. Also known as the (Yids) see (shit)(sewer)(gay)(tarts)(wannabe)(sad)
The (Arsenal) fans sang "we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we are the tottenham haters, yiddos, yiddos, yiddos" whilst watching Arsenal beat Milan at the San Siro 2-0. The first British club to do so
by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008
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Tottenham Hotspur

To lose to some shit team in the bottom of the league
To bottle it

Synonyms: Bottle, harrykanemiss, north London, 2016ucl
Antonyms: Arsenal, bottlingothers, Chelsea, Wenger, Jose Mourinho, harrykanescores, deleallichallenge
Liverpool pulled a Tottenham Hotspur(a.k.a Spurs) yesterday after giving away a 3-0 lead to Crystal Palace.
by the f.a December 30, 2018
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tasten

a very small penis.
my tasten wont fit baby???
by abracadabra moth3er April 16, 2019
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Man-tosterone

noun - something that is strongly male-oriented or aggrandizing the male point of view either by way of violence, sex, dude humor, or sheer awesome. Growing use in Los Angeles and surrounding areas.
Judd Apatow's films are brewing with the sort of man-tosterone that makes even the nerdy guys in his audience feel cool.

No amount of man-tosterone could make the Heiniken Light feel right, so he just went with a Miller.
by Grace Ledding June 12, 2008
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tottenham hotspur

A crap footy team living in Arsenals shadow, shit fans shit ground shit team
by Robin January 3, 2005
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Tottenham Hotspur

Fantastic North London football giants. Cosmopolitan support, unlike neighbouring clubs in the capital. Current top-rated English players include Jermain Defoe, Ledley King and Paul Robinson. Great players of the past include Glenn Hoddle, Gazza, Klinsmann and Jimmy Greaves.
Arsenal, West Ham and Chelsea fans will probably need to refer to a dictionary to find out what "cosmopolitan" means.
by Marc Walker January 26, 2005
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