Tosh.0

Show where you question Daniel Tosh's Sexuality for 30minutes until it ends.

Tosh.0 viewers--
Dude 1.: dude he is definitely gay....
Dude 2.: no look he touched a girls vajayjay
Dude 1.: no dude look he is grossed out by it.
Dude 2.: dude he cant be gay....
Dude 1.: yo ask tim, his gay radar is spot on.
Tim.: If he is straight so am I ;)

by Reality check May 4, 2012

Tosh.Faux

saying that a video was on Tosh.0, when it wasnt.

Guy 1: Dude look at this video that i saw on Tosh.0 wasnt it great?!

-watch video on youtube-

Guy 2: That was retarded. This video is Tosh.Faux

by assssburgers August 18, 2010

Tosh Tuesday

Name for a Tuesday in which a new Tosh.0 comes out on.

Mikey: Hey what day is it?

Ryan: Dude it's Tosh Tuesday

Mikey: Shit, I almost forgot a new Tosh.0 is on tonight.

by Mike Scapa September 22, 2011

Tosh Factor

The attribute that Daniel Tosh possesses which can turn a man Gay. This is a common sideaffect from watching too much Tosh.O. If you have ever done something that Daniel Tosh does on his show (while naked), you know that you just performed an extremely GAY act, and you can no longer hide from you gayness. This causes one to come out of the closet, and obviously be shunned by his family.

John Travolta: Hey mike, um did you catch tosh.o last tuesday?
Mike: yea i did why?
Travolta: well, i have to tell you something, i have had a pleasure coach stick his head up my ass before...
Mike:wow, well, yeah YOU'RE gay dude.
Travolta: Really? dammit, i hate the Tosh Factor.

by IgotSWAG@Miami_da_U July 31, 2012

Tosh.Owned

(Paying homage to Daniel Tosh for nailing the w.o.w. freak out guy) : The act of sodomizing someone with a t.v. or cable remote.

Example "Phil got Tosh.Owned last week. When he farts, the t.v. changes channels"

daniel tosh tosh tosh.0 tosh.0wned tosh.owned owned sodomy remote ass w.o.w. w.o.w. freak out world of war craft what what in the butt butt

by xXJesterxThexMisfitXx July 22, 2010

Tosh.0 Douche

That guy who always walks up to you and your friends and asks "Did you guys watch Tosh.0 last night hardy-har-har" or "Did you see (insert part here) last night", when you are the one who told him about the show in the first place. You probably did watch the episode and therefore are not in the mood to listen to the douche's play-by-play of the whole episode

Me: Yeah I'll be at home tomorrow, why?

Friend: We can hang out.

Tosh.0 Douche: *walks over* Hey guys did you see when Daniel Tosh called that mexican poor and uneducated?

Me: *sigh* Yeah... it was kind of funny....

by NobodyCaresThatYouSmokeWeed September 3, 2011

Tosh.0

A very humorous television show on Comedy Central hosted by Daniel Tosh in which he comments on famous web videos. The show leaves the viewer with the same feeling as "gay experimentation at summer camp". It makes you feel good while it's happening but afterwards you feel like a whore and you are left with horrible scarring memories.

I watched Tosh.0 last night, but i decided to keep it a secret from everyone.

by DrunkenPantherCrow February 15, 2010