internet tough guy

Someone who constantly talks about how bad and "hardcore" they are over the connected phone lines called the internet. These people usually frequent chat rooms and online forums for the sole purpose of shit talking and gloating to complete strangers to fill the void in their life, something that dosen't impress someone in the REAL WORLD. They also like to troll areas in chat and forums that contain such topics as: Martial Arts, Boxing, Fighting, Excercise, Weight Lifting, Wrestling etc. so they can compete with other lifeless internet whores for the sole purpose of determining who is the biggest nerd of them all. These people talk about how much ass they kick and how they could take on the world single handedly, when in reality, quiver at such ideas of someone who dosen't like them finding them in their parents basement where they thought they were safe. Internet Tough Guys should be regarded as the lowest form of life on Earth. 99% of the time they are liars, who will make completely bogus claims of being 7 feet tall, 400 pounds of pure muscle, and bench 700. Often they have bullshit stories to accompany such shitty claims like "I've wrestled a bear and a lion at the same time, and I kicked both of their asses with ease!" or "I'm a pro boxer who beat Mike Tyson in a backyard brawl with no gloves!" They often reply with sayings such as "fuck you", "i'll kick you ass", "your luckee that i cant get you", and the ever popular "where do you live and ill beat you ass". All threats by Internet Tough Guys should be promply backed up with "Try it with a nerd who buys into your tough guy bullshit".

muscleman1596732: i bet joo wont say that to my face!
muscleman1596732: ill kick your ass where do you live!!
muscleman1596732: i can take teh world on!!11
muscleman1596732: i kicked tysons ass and i no i can kick yers!!!111

by Joe August 30, 2004

Trougsh

Siblings usually younger. Can also include half-trougsh, step-trougsh, cousins etc.

Do you have any trougsh? Yeah my female trougsh is such a pain.

by The Council Members January 8, 2009

tough sub

Coined by Dr Evil in the movie Austin Powers in Goldmember, tough sub is an alternate for "tough crowd", for which the meaning is exactly the same.

Dr Evil: "Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to my submarine lair. It's long and hard and full of sea men!"

*silence*

Dr Evil: "No? Nothing? Not even a titter? Tough sub."

by orders normal lucy June 2, 2007

Commodious Trough

The act in which an individual is able to hold a greater volume in their mouth than any of their friends and or acquaintances.

"Did you see Janna did the chubby bunny challenge with her friends." Said Mark, " Yeah, she was able to hold 6 more marshmallows in her mouth than any other, the Commodious Trough." Replied Elijah, in a frustrated yet aroused tone.

by Vanger55 July 6, 2018

Tough Girl

A girl who is strong, independent, and capable of standing up for herself. She's probably into sports and/or rock 'n' roll and is a bit of a tomboy, but not butch. Generally, she is well respected and admired by men and women alike.

Joan Jett sure is a tough girl!

by tapermire July 28, 2012

that's tough

a response for when something bad happens. Basically like saying that's rough, that sucks, sorry to hear that, or something along those lines.

I told Chrissa I failed my quiz and she replied, "that's tough."

by Dab a Ranch February 11, 2018

tough clown

a buffoon who is nonetheless robust, tenacious, and totally unbreakable

Barry might've blown off his left buttock with that firecracker gag, but I wouldn't mess with him because he'd destroy anyone in a fight. That' right, he's one tough clown!

by Tough Clown Advocate May 12, 2010