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Norwegian Torchblower

Right before ejaculation you cover your penis in wax and alcohol, set it on fire, and jizz in her face. Word.
Charlie got arrested for pulling off a Norwegian torchblower.
by Bohn Kwii Kwii October 26, 2010
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Stay tore

"Stay tore" loosely translates to living by your own terms. Used in the FGC often by the legendary Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike commentator Dr. Sub-Zero.
Mike Ross: "Look man, you're blocking that attack all wrong and you keep getting blown up for it. You have to block high on the second hit."
Dr. Sub-Zero: "Really? No wonder! Stay tore."
by NewtypeDan June 20, 2012
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torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees

It’s coming to your town. What are you going to do about it? Absolutely nothing. You are doomed. Unless, you have prepared for this exact disaster. And it's called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane Bees.
This natural phenomenon is a mixture of seven natural disasters. It is incredibly dangerous, when it strikes land it is extremely deadly.
They will say that it is just a regular tornado, and urge you too take shelter underground if at all possible. However, what they don’t tell you, is that it will Draw from the crevices of the earth, magma, and flames from the earth’s core and from its volcanoes, spinning fire into it’s deadly twist, making it, a Torcano.
A series of earthquakes are detected within the torcano, causing a Torcanoquake. The torcanoquake will collect major flurries of snow, resulting in a massive blizzards and devastating avalanches. This is called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche. This disturbance, will cause the ocean to react with a similar anger to the Torcanoquake Blizvalanche, and a hurricane larger than it was ever thought possible, will roam the land.This of course, is refered to as, Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane. There will also be bees. How many bees you ask? All of them.

Torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees.
"Oh no! Its a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane Bees!"
by rosegold143 April 24, 2019
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safety torch

a torch used for protection against monsters
OMG theres a monster!! Grab the safety torch!
by tobybuscus December 18, 2011
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Toecutter

In Australian police slang, toecutter refers to members of the internal Ethical Standards Division (including such groups as the former Office of Police Integrity in Victoria).

In underworld slang, it refers to a criminal who preys on other criminals, using threats and extreme violence to obtain money:

'...the old toecutter activity, where you'd find out who'd done armed robbery, and you'd go around and give them the old Avon lady ring on the doorbell while they're sitting there counting out the money and take more than your fair share. And if they didn't they'd suffer the consequences.' Greg Davies, Secretary of the Victorian Police Association, interviewed on 'Tough Nuts: Australia's Hardest Criminals'.

The most famous Australian toecutter is the late Mark Brandon 'Chopper' Read

The term has spread more generally throughout the community, and in workplaces is used to refer to individuals involved in assessing other employees, such as performance managers.

It is believed that the term originates in Northern Ireland, used at one time to refer to the Royal Ulster Constabulary and their torture techniques. There is no evidence Australian criminal toecutters actually cut off the toes of their victims with bolt cutters, as is commonly believed: this would seem to be a myth, probably manufactured by the toecutters themselves.
'Some cops bashed a suspect and he went public about it. Now they've got the toecutters investigating them.'

'I heard you've got a meeting with the toecutters this 'arvo. Good luck.'
by jieshou January 24, 2016
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Torchmark Fattie

Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks
I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.
by Torchmark Superhero April 23, 2009
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Torch Queen

A Torch Queen is a homosexual characterized by dramatic hand gestures with cigarette in hand, and frequently results in the burning of persons and property. Normally sighted in gay bars.
If you see that Torch Queen Tony is a club be sure to keep your distance or she will be sure to torch you or your clothing.
by INXS August 19, 2013
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