Poo-traction’s

When you have to poop so bad that your stomach is cramping like you are about to give birth out of your anus to a giant #poopbaby

My stomach is cramping so bad. I’m having poo-traction’s and I’ve gotta find a bathroom fast!

by FunkyValleyMom December 26, 2018

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Mental E-tardation

The physical state of the brain following consumption of ecstasy in which attempts at complex neural processes result solely in the self-realization of the tremendous mental toll ecstasy has on your basic evaluative skills.

The day after the rave my friend was suffering from severe Mental E-tardation and tried to put a hot pocket in the blender.

by Derz August 9, 2010

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Wot in tarnation

Farmers use this word when confused

Boi-“I want to marry your daughter” Farmer-“Wot in tarnation”

by Mr. FBI Man December 6, 2018

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Tarnation

1. A synonym for "hell" originating from the Southern U.S.

2. Part of the "wot in tarnation" memes

Farmer: *sees cityslicker on farmers.net*
"Wot in tarnation?!"

by What in fucks name March 9, 2017

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tardation

the condition of being completely inept, clueless, or just plain dumb; the inability to 'get a clue; the plight of an individual who consistently performs below par in the social or intellectual arena; idiocy

"Why is this idiot slowing down to miss the signal? It's a green light! Tardation!!"

"Could you possibly drive any slower on the freeway on-ramp? We're going 20 into a 55 zone! Tardation!"

"You cancelled our wedding plans, cost me a fortune, and humiliated me in front of all of our friends and family, and NOW you want to get back together? HAHAHAHA Tardation!!"

"I'm so frustrated with my classmate, I give him precise instructions for completing our project and he still cannot produce coherent results. Total tardation!"

by Ms.Teri.Whoaman January 4, 2008

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