Counting Unicorns Near Topeka

A variation of CU Next Tuesday aka CUNT.

"Hey Cari, you Counting Unicorns Near Topeka?"

by Uwe11 January 11, 2009

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Topeka Taste Tester

To taste a finger, cock,dildo,or any other phallic shape after it has entered both the colan(man,or woman's)and vagina or any other orifice from another living creature during coitus

There is a hooker on 5th and Main who allows Topeka Taste Testers for no additional price.

by Finkdaddy McGill December 1, 2022

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Stupid Arses that have no taste in nice relaxing cities. Not only is Topeka relaxing but it is one of the top 10 cities that perfect for retired War Veterans who deserve nothing but the best since your too chicken to go do it yourself. So these haters are just typical ass.

"Haters of Topeka... should be demolished!!!!!"

by Barbara NotStriesand November 23, 2011

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Topeka Dirt Worm

When the man's penis is covered in poop after pulling out from anal.

"Hey Babe, can we do Anal tonight?"
"Only if you don't give me a Topeka Dirt Worm!"

by 420M@n360FU April 9, 2024

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Topeka

Topeka, KS the Capitol and 3rd largest city of Kansas. It's population has become stagnant with approximately 130'000 people. Also known as the sphincter of the State.

Kansas is the asshole of the planet, and it's capitol, Topeka, is the sphincter.

by A$phincter$ay$what May 1, 2024

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