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Tooth Freeze

when you eat something cold like ice cream or a popsicle, and it hits one of your teeth. you would most likely feel this pain in your front ones with are most sensitive
person 1: yesterday i got a tooth freeze, holy shit it hurt.

person 2: oh yeah man those suck
by itsmedummy August 16, 2009
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Tooth Paste Leech

a person who brings a tooth brush places but does not bring tooth paste, expecting others to lend them some... they will never contribute any tooth paste unless you stay at their house
Person 1: I'm gonna brush my teeth before I go to sleep
Person 2: K
Person 1: yea, but i forgot my tooth paste. Can I use some of yours?
Person 2: Sure... *under breath* tooth paste leech....
by bloopey August 20, 2011
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Tooth Banger

An anal pubic hair covered with faecal remanants that gets stuck in the teeth while licking someone's asshole.
Tara: Thanks darling that was the best rose bud ever!!!
Colton: No worries babe, going down on you like that makes me horny as fuck.
Tara: Shit baby, would you go and brush your teeth!
Colton: Why?
Tara: You've got a major Tooth Banger that smells like my lunch!
by Stiflers Horny Dog October 16, 2012
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tooth fairy agnostic

a person who believes that the existence of god is as likely as the existence of the tooth fairy
I can't prove or disprove god but the likelyhood that he does exist is so small that i am a tooth fairy agnostic.
by Xerxes99 January 5, 2009
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tooth to gum ratio

the ratio of gums to teeth in a person's mouth.

If someone has large gums and small teeth that is bad tooth to gum ratio and vice versa.
"Damn his smile is kinda scary, it looks like he has baby teeth and adult size gums - total bad tooth to gum ratio!"
by BeanSprout December 18, 2011
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tooth fairy

The Tooth Fairy teaches kids they can sell their body parts for money! Also known as prostitution.
Tooth Fairy: Hey kids! I'm gonna sneak into your room at night and steal your teeth! And then leave you money! Woo!
by amy, yo August 12, 2007
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Tooth Dot Com

When you unknowingly have something black, like pepper, stuck in your teeth.
"Hey babe... You got some tooth dot com going on right now".
by BiggMikeDee November 15, 2011
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