tender vittles

Fine looking young lady (or ladies). Highly edible and extremely attractive. A head turning beauty that makes you say DAMN! without meaning to.

Mercy, the mall is full of tender vittles today.

by wheaty December 15, 2008

Tinder Tornado

When unsure whether to swipe left or right, you make a circular swipe on the screen and let fate decide.

I'm taking a gamble on "Lexi". Gonna tinder tornado this one.

by RedRedRed Red August 31, 2016

Tender dick

A guy who tends to fall in love with every pussy he smashes.

My boss just admitted that he doesn't smash random girls while sober because he is a tender dick who would end up moving them all into his house.

by MTHouse91 November 9, 2016

Tinder Takedown

Hooking up with a girl/guy you meet via Tinder.

Guy 1: "Eh bud, how was the rest of your night?"
Guy 2: "Dude Vivian and I smashed"
Guy 1: "The one you meet on Tinder? That's your 4th Tinder Takedown this month!"

by Herold Mickinley June 30, 2014

tinder dip

When your friend takes you somewhere, usually a party, and then just leaves without telling you to meet a tinder match. Also knows as tinder D or T dip.

Hey where did Matt go?

Man he tinder dip

by Big daddy Gaddy February 10, 2018

tendershipping

Used in reference to the relationship between Bakura and Ryou of Yuugiou

There are so many shippings in Yuugiou, but I really like tendershipping the best.

by Aoizora November 3, 2007

tinderfishing

The act of passing off a picture of an attractive (sexy) person as a picture of you to troll people on tinder.

Kirk: Look at this hot girl I've been texting with on tinder! We might hook up this weekend.

Me: Do a reverse image search, it's probably some guy tinderfishing.

by Spoondingo August 26, 2014