Toasty Raul

Items needed:
Two people
Parrot
Lighter
Pinto Beans

One must eat five cans of pinto beans before attempting this. First, one must take a parrot and shove it into their anus (claws first) so only the beak is showing. Another person will hold a lighter up to the beak. The person with the parrot lodged in their anus will let out a fart, and the parrot will shoot out, making a rocket of sorts. Never try this. Ever.

Golly gee, you'd think it was the fourth of July judging by that Toasty Raul!

by badassj00 November 22, 2006

toasty

The ear-piercing warble of Dan Forden from Mortal Kombat, haunting your nightmares, as once again, your friend beats you senseless and shouts along with aforesaid Forden, so you get a deathly harmony of "Toasty!" whilst you silently cry onto your SNES controller. nobody knows why he says "toasty", but it has haunted a generation.

*Whoopish*
Dan Forden:"Toasty!"
You:"no, why? oh the horror! wah! wah!"

by DRAGON FORCE January 18, 2006

Toasty

When someone is low-key chill, cool without trying too hard

"Woa that was so cool. You toasty bruh"

by girlbread November 14, 2016

toasty bustier

A man or woman who gets toast and shoves it on their significant others rectoral area

You wanna come over later, maybe do some of the toasty bustier?

by radiant.triangles July 14, 2019

twisty pony

The act of sexual intercourse in the doggy style position in which you insert your thumb into the anus in a twisting motion, causing the recipient to "nay" like a horse.

My girlfriend likes the Spiderman, but nothing gets her off like the twisty pony.

by bsaks June 2, 2008

toasty toastie

What deranged people call a jaffle, toasted sandwich or singular toasty/toastie.

Person A: This toastie is delicious.
Person B: Your What?
Person A: My toasted sandwich...
Person B: Don't you mean a toasty toastie?
Person A: It's called a toastie.

Person B: Do you know what a toasty toastie is?
Person A: You're deranged.

by The food authority December 1, 2013

Twisty flex

The movements one has after doing methamphetamine for days and days and days. The inability to sit in a chair without moving and flexing your body in peculiar ways.

Damn yo, that girl be doing the twisty flex!! Look at her, she's all pretzeled up in the corner picking at her face!! Chicken head!

by Astef May 3, 2015