Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

hang it low like a camel toe

"Gangsta" way of telling your friend to keep his penis flaccid when near something that could erect it.
In other words, you are telling him to "hang it low," like a flaccid penis. To make sure he knows how low it should be, you tell him "like a camel toe," which can be pretty dang low.

A hot piece of ass walks by so you tell your friend, "Dude! Hang it low like a camel toe!"

"Dudes! This girl's left boob was hanging out of her bra and I kept telling myself, 'Hang it low like a camel toe. Hang it low like a camel toe!'"

by The Hottie with a Body April 2, 2009

toe hoe

The real name and nature of girls from the Touhou universe

Remilia Scarlet is such a toe hoe.

by kyuuketsukiryounin January 24, 2017

bro-toe

The result of a man wearing tight clothing to cover his crotch. The equivalent of a cameltoe on a woman.

Yuck! That dude's pants are giving him a bro-toe!

by Ben W. August 23, 2005

the big toe captain

The biggest toe on your foot. What George tells Jerry to do a joke on. (In the episode "The Tape").

"The Captain of the Toes!" The Big Toe Captain is the captain of the toes and sometimes the second toe grows longer, creating a coups de toe.

by Shaunn L. June 28, 2008

toe knife

a culinary knife used by Frank Reynolds (played by Danny DeVito) of cult hit sit-com It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia to scrape foul matter from beneath his toenails, causing other characters to comment on their disgust. The knife is probably riddled with disease. Frank uses the knife for other things such as eating.

"Heyo Frank what you doin'?"
"Just usin' my toe knife to cut this bread"

"That's disgusting Frank"

by it'sgatsbybitch June 21, 2016

angry toe

When you jab your big toe into your girls butt hole, as hard as you can repetitively, until she poop on your foot and you jab your toe into her face, because you got angry, which is why its the angry toe.

Yo, I just give my girlfriend the angry toe and put her into a coma.

by pokemondiamondandpearl April 14, 2016