Todger

Prince Harry's penis.

"... and the next thing I knew my todger would be all over the front pages.”

by rockin_hard February 05, 2023

Todger

The imprint of an erect, non-curved penis on a food item.

"Bruh, someone slapped their todger on my pizza"

by IdkWhatToNameThisbshxbhxbjbhsb September 22, 2024

Todger Slap

To slap your penis on somone or somthing

I'm going to todger slap you

by EarlyBird1 May 28, 2025

little todger

Little penis

Wow you got a very little todger !! IT'S TINY

by Djfjrndjf3j June 03, 2017

Jammy Todger

(n) the act of self-pleasuring using jam as a lubricant

I ran out of moisturizer but did find some jam so had a crafty jammy todger.

by voloscrew September 02, 2023