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How Are You Doing Today?

I'm doing good, thank you for asking. How are you doing today?
I just asked you, "How Are You Doing Today?".
by Goofy Goober Boi February 26, 2020
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I grew a cabbage today

The most random thing you can ever say to someone to start a conversation. There is only one correct answer to this statement.
Bob: I grew a cabbage today!

Tim: I love you.
by jackoff to a fish July 13, 2009
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Not today

A phrase about the God of Death. often spoken By Arya Stark Lady of Winterfell in times of hardship.

Not today Night king
There is only one God

and his is name is Death.

And there is only one thing

we say to Death.

“Not today”
by NotTodayNK May 1, 2019
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Today

The day it is now. Yesterday is always in the past and even tomorrow will be today when we get there.
Yesterday is gone, tomorrow's far off, today is for living. Enjoy it.
by Ceejay44 August 26, 2017
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Not Today *cough*

Calling in sick at the last second before you need to report. The cough at the end is an poor attempt to fake sick.
Good morning Intertek how can i direct your call.

Nancy its Bryce I know work starts in 30 seconds but Not today *Cough* I'm sick.
by The Blue Falcon September 9, 2009
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Today

The current pre-determined expanse of time consisting of 24 hours that is unfolding at the exact moment that your consciousness is expierencing for the first time.
Today is a great day.
by A-person_yay May 9, 2014
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Today years old

Phrase used by those who got by in school with C's and refuse to properly refer to how old they are/were.
I was today years old when I found out that the straw holes in Capri Suns are also the dot on the i, why didn't school teach me this????????
by Ani_Mike June 2, 2019
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