You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes

Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.

Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”

by Dudewholikesbannanas May 8, 2021

Don’t sell your bread to a baker

This quote is derived from the Arabic old saying: لا تبيع خبزك على خباز. It’s used as an expression of wisdom and knowledge when said by you. Yet, when said to you it’s a warning that means you’ve been caught.

I know you’ve been smoking son. Don’t sell your bread to a baker, I’ve been where you at before.

by Huss22x December 5, 2021

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock

something that is said to ckk when he says something stupid.

(ckk)
"this new ja rule album is hot. OMG I have been listening to it all day. It is the shiznit, fo show."
(person 1)
ckk, i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock.

by s_N_double_O_P June 5, 2005

I wouldn't take her to a dogfight

A term used to describe a hideous woman, or a woman so ugly that one wouldn't want to take her out in public

Jim: "I set you up a date with my cousin, Mildred this weekend "
Bob: "screw that, I wouldn't take her to a dogfight, she's so ugly!"

by Ocho-sinco November 21, 2016

"r.t.a." reluctance to acknowledge

Verb...Reluctant to acknowledge something you already know or have learned.

You tell him he better let you know he cares or wants you around...He doesn't respond. He doesn't care! You already knew this based on his previous actions and many unresponded to texts. You had "r.t.a." reluctance to acknowledge he aint that into you.

by Butterflygina November 10, 2010

You can't take a horse to water

You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.

You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.

by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2022