titwank

a.k.a. Spud.
Defining the utmost stupidity and worthlessness of someone, also used as a generic pronound to insult someone in the aforementionned known-as.

Originally mentionned by "Banzai".

You're welcome titwank.
Fuck off, titwank.

by Shizzle Fo Real February 28, 2003

titwank

liverpool slang for a dickhead or idiot or bellend

fuckoff you stupid titwank

by [e-mail] September 10, 2010

Twanker

A combination of the words TINKER and WANKER.

"What a twanker."

by The coolest person ever. October 7, 2012

titshanker

to shank tits

geoff said to morise let me shank your tits.this made hima titshanker

by morise January 23, 2004

twanker

A noun used to describe twenty dollars worth of marijuana.

"Ey...whatsup..yea i want a twankers"

"Got a pack o' twankers?"

"Nah man..all I got left is a twankers..some shake."

by weez420time January 29, 2007

twanker

Insult: someone who is both twat and wanker.

He's such a twanker!

by LoveHoneyBunny May 6, 2004

twanker

Precurser to the twunt, its a schoolboy insult, created by mixing twat and wanker.

ner ner ner ner! Alex is a twanker!!

by SiRuS May 26, 2004