when the tissue box fails to reload after someone before you has used it, forcing you to panic for 10 minutes trying to get the damn tissue out of the box using only your pointer and middle finger before someone notices your embarrassing dilemma. Usually takes place in an environment where a snot rocket isn't an option (boss' office, girlfriend's house)
Jim: Stupid defunct tissue box didn't reload so i was tissue fishing with my hamburger helper hands for 10 minutes
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When an adult female has super small breast or figure that resembles a ballet dancer or a gymnast. She could or could not have been an actual ballet dancer or gymnast at some point of her life.
Jon: Damn, Jessie has some swan lake tits.
Chuck: Yeah, she used to be a ballet dancer growing up.
Jon: She still could get it, through.
Chuck: Hell, yeah.
Chuck: Yeah, she used to be a ballet dancer growing up.
Jon: She still could get it, through.
Chuck: Hell, yeah.
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Get the Swan Lake Tits mug.Common saying in Los Angeles,CA as well as New York City,NY. Sometimes often heard in parts of Oregon as well as Texas. When a person utters this phrase, they refer to a women`s breasts and wants said woman to show, well...how those big tits fart. This can be said as an insult, but is most commonly expressed as a compliment.
Originally said by Tom Segura on the podcast "Your Moms House" or simply YMS.
Originally said by Tom Segura on the podcast "Your Moms House" or simply YMS.
Man:Hey girl. You got big ass titties. How about you show me how those big tits fart!!!
Woman:These big titties? Come closer boy so you can smell these titty farts!!!
Woman:These big titties? Come closer boy so you can smell these titty farts!!!
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Get the Toffee Tits mug.When the womans breasts are horizontally aligned with her spine, making the underside of her breast and spine into a 90 degree angle. Resulting in it looking like her breasts are defying gravity.
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