Tits

1. One of the 7 dirty words you CANNOT say on television. (As originally said by George Carlin)

2. Mammery glands of a female (or male).

3. Something awesome, epic, kick-ass or legitimate.

4. A very fun word to say.

"Someone was quite interested in these words. They kept referring to them: they called them bad, dirty, filthy, foul, vile, vulgar, coarse, in poor taste, unseemly, street talk, gutter talk, locker room language, barracks talk, bawdy, naughty, saucy, raunchy, rude, crude, lewd, lascivious, indecent, profane, obscene, blue, off-color, risqué, suggestive, cursing, cussing, swearing, and all I could think of was shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits!" - George Carlin

"Damn. Those are some nice tits."

"That roller coaster ride we just went on was the TITS right there."

Person: Tits. Meet Toots. Toots. Meet Tits.

Toots: Hi, Tits.

Tits: Hi, Toots.

:D

by ROFLcycle May 17, 2015

Tits

The most amazing things ever invented. Soft squishy balls of love.

Damn, can’t wait to play with them tits girl.

by Monkeyboy6969 December 10, 2018

Tits

A created by god to make humanity submit to his will.

God: So, how about you two start creating a new civilization by populating the earth.

Adam: I don't really feel like fucking eve, nothing special about her, sooo, no fuck you. I don't care if you created me.

God: TITS!!!

*LIGHTING BOLT --- Eve now has D cups*

Adam: Whatever you desire sir!

by Riim Jobs January 25, 2009

Tits

adjective; a word meaning cool, tight, awsome, or beast.

Hey tom your shirt is tits!

by Joey Kastle May 7, 2008

Tits

those lovely bouncy things infront of ladies.

tits are great i wish i had a pair

by Johnny B Goode June 3, 2003

Tits

-TITS- .adjective /An exclamation of a specific level of Badassery.

*guy 1*Dude, rockfest is in a week bro.
*guy2*That's fuckin' tits man!

by rad_as_fuk January 11, 2017

Tits

as well as the noun form of the word that is synonomous with boobs tits is also a universal adjective it can be used having possitive or negitive connotaions. its pretty much the greatest word ever created by man.

those are some nice tits

thats the tits

its cold as tits

man im hot as tits right now

aww tits i forgot to turn in that assignment

by papawoodey6969 December 13, 2010