Titwanket

When your dick gets stuck in her boobs.

Oh my god, you are such a titwanket

by UKnowItsTrue January 13, 2015

titwank

(noun) the act of putting your erecttodger 'twixt a girl's jugs

dat ho gave me a titwank

by One Eyed Milkman May 31, 2004

titwank

pleasure by fresh baps.

i recieved a titwank, via her lovely fresh baps

by Uncle Vito November 22, 2007

titwank

a.k.a. Spud.
Defining the utmost stupidity and worthlessness of someone, also used as a generic pronound to insult someone in the aforementionned known-as.

Originally mentionned by "Banzai".

You're welcome titwank.
Fuck off, titwank.

by Shizzle Fo Real February 28, 2003

titwank

liverpool slang for a dickhead or idiot or bellend

fuckoff you stupid titwank

by [e-mail] September 10, 2010

titwanking

licking a black person

person 1: hey I was titwanking last week
person 2: ew

by pooplicker357 September 25, 2013

pancake titwank

When you buy of duck from the local Chinese takeaway and all the duck has gone and there's 1 pancake left. The female pushes her tits together and the male proceeds to push the pancake in-between her tits and then the male puts his penis in between the tits and pancake and thrusts the penis to climax. Thus creating the pancake tit wank.

Ken uses the last pancake he lovingly shoves it between barbies tits, puts his penis in between and proceeds to have a pancake titwank

by Ins@ne September 17, 2022