tire-eye coordination

The ability to see a small object on the road and align your vehicle's tire just right so that it crushes the small object (like unopened/or opened beverage cans, and--if youre real deranged--small rodents like possums, squirrels, etc)

Dude did you see that guy turn that bunny into roadkill?? He's gotta have hella good tire-eye coordination to be able to do that!!

by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008

tire iron

When two men rub their erections together.

Jones and Gary got together down at the picnic area by the park and did a quick tire iron while their softball team took a break.

by Bird Dog and T January 19, 2008

Tire Recycling

A fast way to make some cash with just a little effort. You rent a box truck, the bigger the better (The most you can afford) with a fake or stolen ID. Pay cash up front and then proceed to drive around the inner city targeting gas stations and neighborhoods whose residents do side work on automobiles in their garages. You offer to dispose of their scrap tires for half of what a licensed hauler would normally charge. You may be referred to as a tire whore. But cash talks and bullshit walks. When the truck is full, you simply return it to the point of rental still fully loaded with the tires you charged a couple of bucks a piece to pick up. You can easily fit 4 to 5 hundred tires in a 16 footer if laced or stacked tight.

Hey Joey, you wanna go with me Friday and do some Tire Recycling? I got a stolen wallet that has a good ID in it that U-Haul will take.

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

Tire Rotation

Whilst giving head the female grabs a nut in each hand and massages them while continuing to give fellatio. A move usually only done by the most professional of fellatio givers.

You hear Mike got a Tire Rotation from Kelly last night? That girl is crazy!

by R.J. Boner August 7, 2011

tire kicker

Somebody who goes out to look at cars and other automobiles without any real intention of buying them.

Boss: "Hey Chuck, some customers are here so go sell some cars!"

Employee: "No it's alright boss, those people just look like a bunch of tire kickers."

by sambam22 October 12, 2009

tire rating

Each tire has a letter reating to determine the top speed a tire can reach, before losing traction. The chart is as follows:

M 81 mph 130 km/h
N 87 mph 140 km/h
P 93 mph 150 km/h
Q 99 mph 160 km/h
R 106 mph 170 km/h
S 112 mph 180 km/h
T 118 mph 190 km/h
U 124 mph 200 km/h
H 130 mph 210 km/h
V 149 mph 240 km/h
W 168 mph 270 km/h
Y 186 mph 300 km/h

Taking a look at some of Nitto's tires:

Nitto 404
275/65/R17 115V

That last character, the "V" means it is a V-rated tire. Using the chart, that makes the gives the tire a maximum speed of 149mph 240km/h.

Use the tire ratings to determine if the tire's top speed is right for you

by BringMeASunkist September 21, 2006

Tire Iron

What a lot of really ignorant people end up getting beat over the head with, or rather, what a lot of us dream about beating ignorant people over the head with.

"If I catch that person in a dark alley some day, I'm going have a boot party on their head."
"COOL! Then I can beat them with the tire iron!!"
"Even better. Boot party and Tire Iron testing ground"

by Sucks2BU January 16, 2005