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Social Timer

An imaginary timer a person has for how long they can be out or hang out with friends/family/etc before they start to get tired.
Kris: Hey Julie what’s wrong, you look tired .

Julie: Yeah sorry my social timer ran out.
by ScorpionTheeGreat January 17, 2021
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Small Timer

A 'small-timer' stumbles through everyday tasks with a lack of class and with increasing damage to their integrity. Their catastrophic nature can easily be mistaken or excused as "bad luck", however this is far from the case.
Person 1: "Got absolutely smashed last night and can't remember a thing. Woke up without my pants and lost my phone!"

Person 2: "What a small timer!"
by Alzamatralz June 30, 2014
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old timer's disease

The elderly are not necessarily the only victims of old timer's disease, although they are the ones who get it the most.
by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2010
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Two Timer

A crap that takes two flushes.
Man, i just had a two timer!
by richtaylor521 March 29, 2005
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Part Timer

Term to describe a person who is enrolled at a school full time but only attends classes part time. Usually going home in the latter parts of the day skipping the subjects she/he can't be fucked attending like geography, tourism or media studies.
Almost always an older high school student who really does well in school but can't be fucked listening to her/his teacher go on for another 2 hours.
Student 1:
"Hey where you going? we still have tourism after lunch."
Student 2:
"I'm going home."
Student 1:
"Part Timer!"
by SeriousSam December 28, 2008
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Urban one-timer

A person who only puts one definition on Urban Dictionary and then forgets it even exists.
Jake: hey, Bob made a neat dictionary entry on Urban Dictionary. Joe: yeah, but he only made one. He is an urban one-timer.
by mirmirladybug November 1, 2012
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tickle timer

tickling a girls feet during sex to see how long you can do this before she stops having sex with you. This maneuver is usually done after you get off and need an excuse to stop having sex.
I got off in Emily last night, and then I tickled that bitches feet for 12 seconds before she stopped me. Try to beat that tickle timer Joe.
by Sally Crapbasket June 21, 2009
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