An imaginary timer a person has for how long they can be out or hang out with friends/family/etc before they start to get tired.
by ScorpionTheeGreat January 17, 2021
Get the Social Timer mug.A 'small-timer' stumbles through everyday tasks with a lack of class and with increasing damage to their integrity. Their catastrophic nature can easily be mistaken or excused as "bad luck", however this is far from the case.
Person 1: "Got absolutely smashed last night and can't remember a thing. Woke up without my pants and lost my phone!"
Person 2: "What a small timer!"
Person 2: "What a small timer!"
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The elderly are not necessarily the only victims of old timer's disease, although they are the ones who get it the most.
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Get the old timer's disease mug.by richtaylor521 March 29, 2005
Get the Two Timer mug.Term to describe a person who is enrolled at a school full time but only attends classes part time. Usually going home in the latter parts of the day skipping the subjects she/he can't be fucked attending like geography, tourism or media studies.
Almost always an older high school student who really does well in school but can't be fucked listening to her/his teacher go on for another 2 hours.
Almost always an older high school student who really does well in school but can't be fucked listening to her/his teacher go on for another 2 hours.
Student 1:
"Hey where you going? we still have tourism after lunch."
Student 2:
"I'm going home."
Student 1:
"Part Timer!"
"Hey where you going? we still have tourism after lunch."
Student 2:
"I'm going home."
Student 1:
"Part Timer!"
by SeriousSam December 28, 2008
Get the Part Timer mug.Jake: hey, Bob made a neat dictionary entry on Urban Dictionary. Joe: yeah, but he only made one. He is an urban one-timer.
by mirmirladybug November 1, 2012
Get the Urban one-timer mug.tickling a girls feet during sex to see how long you can do this before she stops having sex with you. This maneuver is usually done after you get off and need an excuse to stop having sex.
I got off in Emily last night, and then I tickled that bitches feet for 12 seconds before she stopped me. Try to beat that tickle timer Joe.
by Sally Crapbasket June 21, 2009
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