The Minnesota Timberwolves who play in the National Basketball Association (NBA) are one of the worst teams in the NBA. A team which was established in 1989 best known for kevin garrnett, kevin garnett, and kevin garnett. Some how this team has been in the playoffs 8 times with one division title 7 winning seasons and only passing the first round once and that one time they made it to the conference title game but there the T-Wolves of course they lost. The MN Wolves are also known for trading away nba superstars after they draft them for example Ray Allen, Brandon Roy, Chauncey Billups, and Stephon Marbury. basically if your a free agent and have no where to go, the T-Wolves will gladly take you.
dude 1: Hey lets go to the Minnesota Timberwolves game
dude 2: why the hell would i they suck
dude 1: cause i got $5 tickets and no one goes to the game so there like court side seats
dude: 2 but still they suck
dude 1: we're not goin to watch the game asshole we are goin to watch the cheerleaders the only reason any1 goes to the game
dude 2: o shit ur rite k ill go
dude 2: why the hell would i they suck
dude 1: cause i got $5 tickets and no one goes to the game so there like court side seats
dude: 2 but still they suck
dude 1: we're not goin to watch the game asshole we are goin to watch the cheerleaders the only reason any1 goes to the game
dude 2: o shit ur rite k ill go
by mrllama11 January 24, 2010
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Example 1: Carl was giving his presentation on July's sales figures when he realized that the off tasting fish tacos he had for lunch was building up a gas bubble. He managed a timed release and hustled out of the conference room with a case of the walking farts right after he finished presenting.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
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tool 2: what happened?
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tool 1: we were in a hot tub and..
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by Mandy April 24, 2005
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by gunnerrocker406 January 23, 2012
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Later on, moved to becoming a part of one of the most successfull boy bands in history, `NSYNC.
Justin Timberlake is now a solo artist, who has been awarded and nominated numerous times for his musical talent.
He is one of the sexxiest men alive today,
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All the boys who are jealous of JT need to get a reality check!
Just because he can sing, dance, and is sexxxy! doesnt make him "gay" youu'ree gay!
Later on, moved to becoming a part of one of the most successfull boy bands in history, `NSYNC.
Justin Timberlake is now a solo artist, who has been awarded and nominated numerous times for his musical talent.
He is one of the sexxiest men alive today,
DAYUUUUM!
All the boys who are jealous of JT need to get a reality check!
Just because he can sing, dance, and is sexxxy! doesnt make him "gay" youu'ree gay!
Girl : Hey, have you heard the new Justin Timberlake song? it's soo good!
Guy : WTF! i hate jt, that guys a faggit! that song my love is gay, i cant believe you listen to that shit!
Girl : first of all, jt is a fucking god, he's a talented musician, dancer, and is one of the hottest men alive, on top of that he gives donations to charities and all around is a good guy! you're the gay one douche, never talk to me again.
Guy : ... FACK
Guy : WTF! i hate jt, that guys a faggit! that song my love is gay, i cant believe you listen to that shit!
Girl : first of all, jt is a fucking god, he's a talented musician, dancer, and is one of the hottest men alive, on top of that he gives donations to charities and all around is a good guy! you're the gay one douche, never talk to me again.
Guy : ... FACK
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