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telepathic sex

Long distance sex, usualy done by two people of the opposite sex. Done by picturing the other person at the other end, and masturbating at the same time.
1. "Hi Jeanny, let's do telepathic sex tonight at 11pm."
2. "I did telepathic sex with my boyfriend Bobby last nite, I squirted good."
by Wild Card July 28, 2008
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telepathetic

When one is so pathetic, they are on a different plane of patheticism than others
Kenny waiting for 11 years for Miccah to love him is telepathetic.
by Mad Kitsune September 3, 2006
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Telepathetic

To communicate a thought to someone and suddenly, the person next to you had the same thought.
Thing 1: Yo that lady looks like a twig!
Thing 2: I was literally about to say that!
Thing 1: Bro we're telepathetic!
by muahahaha143243 January 24, 2014
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telepathetic

Pathetic over long distances. As in, a relationship.
Ever since John moved away, he and Sue have been so telepathetic.
by LeafyGreenVegetable June 15, 2009
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Telepathetic

When you answer the phone and know the other persons a loser!
I knew you were going to call loser becuase I'm telepathetic!
by ilookmarvlus March 9, 2010
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Telepathicaly Gothictional

1.To mean the Gothiction of every single telepathic person in the world

2. The purpose of knowing things that people don't want to know
1.He said no to Telepathically Gothictional when he was offered some.

2. He telepathically gothictional knowledge showed that he had wet the bed 834 times
by Iggy128 June 26, 2004
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Telepathic Tourette’s

Where deep anxiety and the perfect combination of ungrounding meet.

When one unwillingly spews out mind thought bubbles of utter bullshit from the deepest layers of their unconscious whilst existing in a overwhelmed state.

When anxiety arises due to unresolved trauma that’s yet to be discovered and one telepathically begins antagonizing others one feels threatened by on some level. Often going to the deepest crevices of the unconscious and pulling out derogative terminology.

When one is in a place where they don’t feel safe for whatever reason and then proceed to find unintentionally find trigger points of others they’re around and telepathically use those against them in an effort to create distance and find peace yet again alone.
Yea man… he did LSD and then developed Telepathic Tourette’s … says the most ridiculous shit. But gotta love him ya know…how could he even begin to explain the situation? he’s aight
by Mr Anderson 007 February 27, 2023
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