ticketiquette

Etiquette rules for members of a ticketing system to handle tickets between staff members.

“You assigned a ticket to me without asking. That’s bad ticketiquette!”

by Ticketman September 28, 2017

Shit Ticket

Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.

I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.

by its426 October 22, 2003

dick ticket

-to give someone the OK to ride/bang.

Bro: Yeah, dude. She's hot as fuck, i'd give her the dick ticket.
Bitch: You don't want that, she's ratchet.

by Unheroic January 15, 2014

ticket bitch

A person set up in a traffic situation to recieve a ticket instead of you.

That ticket bitch will get pulled over before I will.

by Chochain April 6, 2019

urban ticktionary

Refers to the tick-tock sound made by a clock as time passes.

The phenomenon that occurs when the posting of numerous, almost-identical definitions for the same word/phrase result in the act of searching for a definition on UD becoming a waste of your time.

A result of egotistical narcissists, who believe that everyone should stop and take the time to read to their unoriginal opinion.

Urban ticktionary:
Pretty much any widely-searched/widely-used phrase on this site.
For example:
emo,scene,milkshake

by sarahh=) October 18, 2009

Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls just one game short of coming off. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021

buy the ticket, take the ride

(from Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
Creating, and being involved in, a situation that may get you in way over your head-- but deciding that turning back would be a rather uninteresting option

When Kenny and Chris realized that they'd invited six uninhibited drunkards to go boating with them for an entire weekend, they briefly reconsidered going at all.

Chris: Oh well-- buy the ticket, take the ride.

by justin mcadam August 21, 2006