Thunderstand

Thunderstand: thun-der-stand - 'thən-dər-'stand
v.
1. to really, REALLY understand something
2. to regard as plausible without utter certainty
3. to stand up with such conviction that the sound of your feet resembles a clap of thunder
4. the kickstand of a 10,000 lb. blood-fueled motorcycle

v.past -stood, n./v.present -standing

Only morons cannot thunderstand this concept!

by Livet•Juice June 4, 2009

Thunderf00t

A youtube guru that you do NOT wanna fuck with.

Thunderf00t will destroy you.

by ElCycle March 30, 2009

Thunderfest

A particularly loud, dangerous, or exciting thunderstorm with lots of rain, lightning, and thunder.

I didn't have track today because the rainy conditions of the thunderfest made it too unfit to run outside.

by Nickras Stafford May 21, 2011

cocksucking thundercunt

A cock sucking thunder cunt is a wet pussy that just wants dick after (dick) mostly likely can fit three blacks or 25 asians

Hey you know I think Brooklyn is a cocksucking thundercunt since there have been five different blacks walk in her room

by I'm a black bitch July 31, 2016

Thunderpussy

A legendary method of fingering a pussy with a certain hand positioning where the pinky, middle finger, and thumb are expanded while the index and ring fingers are folded into the palm. The thumb is the dolphin which rapidly and effectively stimulates the clitoral region. The middle finger is then inserted into the vaginal crevice, and last but not least, the pinky enters the forbidden valley aka the rectum. The official method is commonly called the telephone, where you insert pinky and middle finger first, also called "picking up the telephone" and then position thumb downwards toward clitoral region as if you are hanging up the telelphone; and repeat. The whole process of thunderpussy is also known as TJ or thunderpussy job.

"Did you see Gerald thunderpussy that young hussy at the club?"
"Oh yeah! How long was the telephone call for?"
"They were up all night!"
"I bet his fingers wreak of ass and tuna!"

by Chink and a Jew February 7, 2007

Thunderfuck

To initiate a sexual intercourse when both of you are tired only to realize half an hour later that this totally fruitless excercise was a bad idea and none of you just won't come.

Jan and I were so into it, but as we were so exhausted after skiing, it ended up as a thunderfuck.

by Betka&Jan May 17, 2018

Thunderfucked

A drinking game to be played with a group of people and alot of beer. You sit in a circle and begin playing the song "Thunderstruck" and designate an order to go in. Everytime they say "thunder" the next person begins drinking, and drinks until the next time they say it, then the guy next to him drinks...Whoever gets hungup on a guitar solo gets truely thunderfucked.

Yo we got so hammered last night playing thunderfucked.

by MikeKink June 19, 2008