thumbing the cookie

The act of group sex whilst listening to obscenely loud rock music and eating jaffa cakes

HEY JONNIE, STOP THUMBING THE COOKIES AND GET YOUR CANDY ASS OVER TO THE STUDIO FOR SOME HARDCORE ROCK-TUNEZ!!
or something to that effect

by Albert Q Fuxbridgingberry March 16, 2004

thumbing it in slack

When a man fails to achieve an erection but is undaunted and proceeds to push his penis into the vagina or more commonly anus and attempts sloppy sex by pushing in his penis with his thumb.

Nathan - Aww man im going to jail. imma be some guys bitch. i hope they are tender and start by thumbing it in slack

by SGTKM December 1, 2010

thumbin'

An action in which one does not stop texting

"I am trying to talk to her but she keeps thumbin' on her cell phone"

by Taryn Kerrick Zimmer May 23, 2008

thumping the bible

Yet another way to say masterbating.

The nun caught me thumping the bible and then she "paddled" me.

by NickD September 6, 2008

thumin

Booty master

Q: Do you ass butt?

A: Yes, i do because I'm thumin.

by Thumin August 17, 2018

Thumbing

To thumb yourself - to thumb or stick your thumb or finger into ones anus.

Man - "Tom what are you doing?"
Tom - "I'm thumbing myself, it feels very nice."

by Plice December 31, 2011

thumpin' the tubs

verb; the act of playing drums or drumming, either drum set or hand drums such as bongos or congas particularly loudly as in a drumline; originally used in jazz circles in the 1930s, but revived when street drummers began playing plastic five-gallon pails and trash cans for tips.

"Damn, man! Brio's really thumpin' the tubs tonight!"

by bongoman November 7, 2007