three pointer

An ejaculation that hits your partner in the face while laying next to you.

After giving me head, my girl was laid up with me when she jerked me off, so I busted a three pointer. "Oh shit! You hit me in the face!", she exclaimed. From downtown -- nothing but net.

by Agile September 8, 2006

three pointer

n. a piss and a shit. Number 1 plus number 2 equals 3.

Dude, man, I gotta take a three pointer.

by tneveca August 27, 2009

Oklahoma Three Pointer

the sport of launching your cum into a girl's open vagina like in basketball, from the standard 23 feet and 9 inches to mimic the NBA three point shot.

Guy: "Last night I asked my friend Alex to ref last night to make sure my foot was behind for my Oklahoma Three Pointer."

Guy 2: "well did you make it?"

Guy: "hell yeah, I hit a Kobe"

by Oklahomathreepointer December 24, 2016

Trenton Three-Pointer

When a girl does a naked hand stand and a guy shoots cum into her pussy from at least 5 feet away.

I hit a Trenton Three-Pointer last night after I got some head.

by T-Billz January 24, 2010

three pointer

a means to score 3 points; placed in basketball to give the white man a chance; used to brighten up the world of basketball

He put back some vanilla in that cup of chocolate ice cream;
if it wasn't for the three pointer, the nba would be a dark place;

by tickle me pink April 19, 2008

Three Pointer

Taking a dump into a toilet whilst standing up

Dude1: Brah, why are your shoes wet?
Dude2: Just dropped a heavy three pointer and got all types of splash back on my socks

by Elmo's dick March 15, 2019

three pointer

the shot that the NBA invented to give white boys a chance.

jenny: "man! brad scores more points than jamal orr bon qui qui"
bonifa: "thats just because of the three pointer! he's not nearly as good."

by barbisha August 26, 2009