triple chocolate threat theory

The theory that when 3 black girls come within a foot of eachother, they have no choice but to burst into dance. This theory only applies if they are standing still.

So me and my friend were talking about politics, and Shaniqua came by, so we dropped it like it was hot! (example of the triple chocolate threat theory in action)

by Delkral April 27, 2008

Hempfield Bomb Threat

A typical threat that occurs throughout the year at Hempfield Highschool; some little freshman asshole makes this threat and thinks he/she doing a favor for everybody in the school there; Typically, one will enter the bathroom, and write it down for someone to see. Or other scenario, some group of assholes will be joking about blowing the school up in the halls, and someone will call the safe school hotline and cry about their life possibly ending. The school then evacutes, and smart idea, puts everyone under the bleachers . . the mostly likely place a bomb would be put.

" Hey Derek, did you hear about the Hempfield Bomb Threat? "

"Blowing up the school? That's old news."

by Zefranmajeticklacka December 18, 2009

threatposing

I've heard this word a few times now. It means when someone appears threatening but does not actually back it up with feats of strength or bravado. They are threatposing. Posing to be threatening but that's about it.

"I went by Darby's Bar yesterday and there was a bouncer there threatposing at the door."
"Yeah, I know who you mean. That's Gill. Beneath all that toughness he's a real creampuff."

by dw8177 August 16, 2020

Fuck threat

A fuck threat is to threaten someone with death by sexual intercourse. Initially coined by Daniel Avidan.

Colour Me Bad: "We can do it 'til we won't wake up!"
Dan: "CMB made a fuck threat and I'm never forgiving them"

by mmmmmmBilly August 12, 2018

Fruit Threat

A Fruit Threat is a type of threat to threaten someone with violence with the usage of fruits

A Fruit Threat

Shut up or i’ll shove a pineapple in your throat

by Wapple_Fishman December 29, 2020

bomb threat

The Treat of blowing up a building or infrastructure with explosives if demands are not met,or just so kids gets out of school early!

1.Nico made a bomb threat in 2nd period on may 12 2006 because his friend brian wanted to go home early, his punishment, 8 months at Glen Mills lmao.

by JeffreySon February 8, 2007

Triple Threat

When a person takes a fat pull of liquor, then takes a shot of that liquor, then chases with a mixed drink.

Dude he almost died, he did a Triple Threat and couldn't even go out for the night

by dgro77 February 5, 2013