Threadtard 

One who disrupts the pace, ryhthm and progress of a Facebook thread by means of their insipid, irrelevant or offensive comments.

A person who by virtue of their lack of wit or perception, inability to grasp sacrcasm or innuendo or refusal to add meaningful or interesting commentary, can single-handedly bring a successfully flowing thread to a brake-squealing halt.

Allison: That was some funny shit that got posted last night!
Rhonda: Yeah, until that threadtard jumped in and sent the whole thing spiraling into the crapper.
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Gina: Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
Doofus: That's from Dirty Dancing!
Allison: No shit, Threadtard!

Threadtard by Baroness Buttercup December 12, 2010

Threetard 

The useless person who sits in seat three in a eight for rowing.

What does threetard even do?
Nothing, they're just the extra body to make eight.

Threetard by Rowing August 28, 2012

theatard 

A person whose entire universe exists only within the walls of a performing arts center. They do not trouble themselves to establish outside friendships/relationships. Their friends are only other theatards; and they only interact during performing arts activities. All conversation and jokes made by a theatard will reference only past performances, quotes from various films, scripts, and popular music. They often break out into torch songs from popular musicals they wish they could star in. A theatard always thinks s/he is "better" at everything, and that all other performers don't know what they're doing. Delusions of grandeur are often observed in a theatard's behaviour.

"What's up with that Keith guy? Everything he says references some other play. I can't even ask him how he's doing; every time I do, he sings something from RENT."

"Yeah, he seems really disappointed he can't play Cosette. Does he have a 9-5 job or anything?"

"Oh, him? He's just a theatard."

"Oh! That explains a lot."

theatard by Aloysia April 26, 2013

Threadmark 

Noun: The place you have reached in reading an online thread.

Verb: To leave some kind of sign, e.g. highlighted text, to show where you have reached when reading an online thread.

If you lose your place in an online thread you would say 'I lost my threadmark'.

Threadmark by AmazingAsh August 19, 2011

Threetard 

A person who needs at least three promotions just to be considered stupid.

I can't believe you would do something like that! You are such a threetard!

Threetard by 2Q+2Q=4Q November 25, 2020

threadgrader 

threadgrader is the one who grades threads on internet forums/message boards. Often imitated but never duplicated he is the real internet hero. You may have seen him post before on bb.com or at photochopz.com A lot of niggaz be trying to bite his style and grade threads but dem niggaz aint got teh game nor teh knowledge to do so, you must be highly qualified to up hold such a position as to be a "Grader" He may most likely be the one that starts beef with trolls and mods just for the fun of it. He has no compassion for bitch n1ggas and little emo kids. The n1gga also knows how to mack to the bitches over teh internet because all niggaz from Jersey gots game. The big homie TG is a straight up pimp hustla despite the fact he has an obsession for eating crayons.

This thread suck c0ck! D-

Where the fuck is threadgrader, we need someone to grade/humilate this member?

Damn did you see TG torch that nigga at photochopz.com?

Good thread I was highly amused B+

threadgrader by post_grader June 7, 2007

Threetarded 

More than retarded, retarded to the third degree.

Dude, yo' mama failed the second grade? She must be threetarded!

Threetarded by AZNE Taylor January 8, 2006