Therapist Face

Intensely focused male facial expression used when dancing, in conversation, or otherwise interacting with females who have been targeted for hooking up. Comes from Sean Connery's SNL Jeopary impersonation played by Darrell Hammond when he chooses the "Therapists" category.

Look at that guy's therapist face on the dance floor. He is focused on taking that girl down.

by Claverly Adams February 22, 2010

Therapist Friend

A person (mainly teenagers) who is the “Therapist” of the friend group that they are in. Most therapist friends end up being assigned that role unwillingly after one to many vents being told and their response being help. Sadly, most therapist friends suffer with their mental health but have no one to go to because they are the person people go to.

Sometimes, Therapist friends want to say no when you ask to vent, but they’ll feel bad if they do so they say yes.

ALWAYS.ASK.TO.VENT

“Wow, why does Kai seem so stressed?”
“They’re the Therapist Friend of the group and everyone keeps loading their problems onto them.”
“I never want to be the Therapist Friend.”

by funkyfrogbait August 8, 2023

unlicensed therapist

stripper, exotic entertainer

strippers have been known to refer to themselves as unlicensed therapists. Gentlemen club patrons seem to find solace confiding in strippers in all areas of their life.

by takosalad October 23, 2012

armchair therapist

Someone without any background in phycology who thinks they know everything about it. They usually diagnose people or themselves with little to no knowledge of how these illnesses work.

They are an armchair therapist

by SexyPigBoi May 20, 2021

Hood Therapist

A hood therapist is someone who’s not legally qualified to tell you how to maintain your crazy ass but tells you the good-hood truth on how to.

Yo go see Jules, she’s the “hood therapist”. she knows what she’s doin

by trippynicki May 24, 2021

naked therapist

Naked therapist is definition of prostitute or stripper

Jamie:hey Jim I say your tweets yesterday abt naked therapist what is that

Jimmy:oh it's about prostitute thank you for asking btw

by Liloandloli December 27, 2021

therapist

Retarded loser who is supposedly "trained" to understand everything you have to say, when really they just want to get into your business, tell everyone your personal issues, and all the while get money for it. My advice: if they invite you to dairy queen, call the cops. =

Therapist: And how does that make you feel?
Me: Like stabbing you for repeating the question.

by undefined =] August 19, 2007