titistics

titistics is the study of the collection, analysis, interpretation, presentation, and organization of tits

Dave used titistics to analyze the types, sizes and number of tits in the bar

by GlazeHer July 10, 2015

thotification

the act of becoming a thot

After blowing off 3 dudes in a row, Suzie had successful gone through thotification.

by OgKol December 29, 2015

thotistical nerd

to think walk sleep act and speak like a thot but look like a nerd

"That bitch got all A's... but she always got her buttons opened so her breasts show... what a thotistical nerd"

by h8tersk8ter67 May 8, 2015

twatistic

adjective: for something to be very much like the twat, to be of the twat, to seem like the female genitalia in form or in slang reference; a combination of twat and artistic, an artist's rendition of the female genitalia

noun: a statistic involving the twat, the study of female statistics

noun: a disease suffered by those who act like a vagina all the damn time, also referred to as twatism.

adj: 1. That douche bag over there is being such a twatistic bastard. 2. My, that painting is quite twatistic; I just love the curves.

n: I was studying the twatistics of that sorority and discovered that only 3 are still virgins.

n: 1. He is twatistic and cant help but act like a girl. 2. Women are all that twatistic ever thinks about, but he is never gonna get one.

by PseudoNinjar September 17, 2010

Theistician

The variety of religious-types who want to push their religions onto others via visits to your home or work; those who call you on the phone, send emails, etc., to try and change your religion to theirs. Or those who want to talk incessantly about their religion to you by calling, emailing, or visiting you without having been invited to do so.

Theisticians can be identified fairly easily. Typically two young men (usually two, sometimes more) nicely dressed in suits and ties - usually on foot - visit your home even though you have a "No Solicitors" sign posted (right by the doorbell, no less). When the sign is brought to their attention, they say, "We're not soliciting, we're not selling anything, we are giving/bringing you the word of God".

by Pink Gurl October 4, 2011

thotticles

A whole lot of thots, that dont like you.

Aye, did u just see those thotticles walk past?

by O'SheaJacksonJr'sFutureWifey August 11, 2015

Thapistic

When somebody's being stupid asf and probably has STD's

Ew go away you're thapistic

by Ohnoits May 21, 2019