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Asa Thorpe

An Asa Thorpe (abbrev;) is a combination of before-seen definitions designed to accurately describe the act of a homosexually insecure man shaving himself bare and taking a dump in your drawers. It is a rare psychological condition that causes a lot of problems in the victim's personal life.
He did an Asa Thorpe? Oh no... is he seeking therapy? I hope he gets well soon.
by camzx22 September 28, 2022
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thorpe park

"off to thorpe park with the lads tomorrow"
"sad"
by tomfishno January 20, 2021
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paul thorpe

The beast of existence he is very athletic great at sports and is very charming
That person is so good he is Paul Thorpe
by Jack Prescott April 1, 2017
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Thorpe Says...

History: Ian Thorpe - an Australian Gold Medalist - appeared in advert for a cereal company, a mother who can't get her kids to eat the cereal calls Thorpe up, and asks "What do I do?" to which Thorpe Replies: "Tell them Thorpe says 'Its fully Sick!'"

Usage: It's now used in two ways:

1: When someone does something noteworthy, and ask your opinion, you mearly replies "Thorpe Says..."

2: When someone says a particually unfunny joke, to break up the silence you'd say: "Well... Thorpe said..."

A part of the MSC Dialect
G1: What'd you think of that Idea
G2: Thorpe Says...
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G1: ...And then the priest got drunk!
G2: ...uh... wtf?
G1: "Well... Thorpe said it was fully sick!"
by Jones November 23, 2004
mugGet the Thorpe Says...mug.

alice thorpe

the coolest person you will ever meet, bubbly brunette, all thin but with booty - totally lovable, smart but sometimes dumb - great to be around, utterly crazy, major flirt. worth the hassle. go for this girl :D
omg alice thorpe is such a flirt
oooft check out that sexy momma, alice thorpe
by greenbabe April 10, 2010
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sarah thorpe

Sarah is the most kine amazing girl you will ever meet and her horse is beutiful. She can be slightly shy and just needs to go for it sometimes
I love Sarah Thorpe shes so caring she always checks that your ok
by BitchyTruth February 20, 2015
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Thorpe Park Feeling

A feeling of anxiety or anticipation before an event (can also be felt before going to Thorpe Park) Can trigger lack of sleep and difficulty of eating
Friend1: Eurgh I couldn't eat this morning and I feel really sick, its weird :S Friend2: Thorpe park feeling? Friend1: Yeah :(
by Toothpastekid May 18, 2011
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