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Tetherblobs

Enormous sagging boobs. To the point where you could literally play tetherball with them, because they are very blobish.
Look at the size of those tetherblobs.

Wow we could play a great game of tetherball with those tetherblobs.
by Lucky Bastard March 7, 2007
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hog's tether

A short distance--either literal or figurative.
1) After what went down in Savannah, I don't trust that guy any further than a hog's tether!

2) We can walk--that bagel place is a hog's tether away.

3) Turn right on Kimball, and then you're a hog's tether from the pool; it will be on your left.
by Rogue6 June 15, 2013
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tethertitty

To play tetherball with someone's titties. Tethertitties can be slapped with your hand, your dick, or any other body part.
I was playing tethertitty with that bitch all night, rouge!
by I. M. Horny September 24, 2011
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russian tetherball

the strong resistance felt in the penis when trying to urinate after mastrabation.
the moans and groans coming from the bathroom was just victor, who was going through a bit of russian tetherball.
by anonymous ass March 25, 2003
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Tether apologist

A Tether apologist is someone who defends Tether, a BVI-registered company that has issued tens of billions of dollars worth of dubiously backed stablecoins.

Tether apologists are generally bitcoiners who want you to believe that Tether is a legit business and that tethers are fully backed by cash or something similar.

Tethers are the main source of liquidity in the bitcoin markets. If authorities were to seize Tether's bank accounts and haul its operators off to jail—or if crypto traders were to suddenly stop accepting that one tether is equal to one dollar—the price of bitcoin would tumble.

Tether apologists are typically people who benefit when the price of bitcoin goes up. They either own bitcoin or operate a bitcoin-related business, such as a crypto exchange, an OTC desk, or a high-frequency trading firm—or, in some cases, work for a media outlet that focuses solely on crypto.

The Tether apologist will sell his or her soul to keep the crypto markets strong. He or she will go to great lengths to encourage retail investors to pile their hard-earned cash into bitcoin. Often that involves attacking nocoiners, who believe tethers are backed by thin air.

The Tether apologist claims nocoiners are salty because they missed out on buying bitcoin at a low price. And they blame nocoiners for spreading FUD about bitcoin.

Tether apologists believe that the world owes them everything because they are part of an elite. They are megalomaniacs, misogynists, incels, and losers.
Larry is a tether apologist. He keeps tweeting about how Tether is operating in good faith and claims he believes tethers are fully backed by cash, even though that is not what he said a year ago.
by redrumshewrote January 25, 2021
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Tethergy

To have connection stronger then dimonds.

Example: the 4 elements Earth , wind, water and fire are much different from one another but are still all connected forever like dimonds .
There Tethergy was radiating from there bodys as they made love....
by 1st Ever Bikuneer January 5, 2020
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tether out

Tether is a cryptocurrency pegged to the US Dollar. When you want to get out tether you tether out.
Cryptocurrency is going to the moon right now! I need to tether out so I can reap these profits.
by XAZA August 22, 2020
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