Meat Thermometer

Another name for a penis.

Andrew: Oh Jeffery stop playing with my meat thermometer.

by ChesterTM May 10, 2015

Thermomiter

You fucking spelt it wrong. It's "Thermometer." Who even thought "Thermomiter in the first place? Oh yeah. You.

If you're reading this, you spelt it wrong, dumbass.

You: Thermomiter

Everyone else: what

by Jagohno November 30, 2020

more degrees than a thermometer

An adjective describing someone who has achieved a ridiculous amount of university degrees.

Dr. Phil - I have more degrees than a thermometer but even as a country boy, I can tell that your family has shit the bed.

by Toilet896 January 22, 2016

thermometer

An oboe, because of its overall thin shape.

I have to practice that solo on the 'ole thermometer.

by pentozali December 20, 2005

Thermometer sized hoe

The fakest person alive. I never thought it would take that long to make a word for a broke ass bitch.

That thermometer sized hoe is broke asf.

by baddiewiththefatty February 6, 2021

Crotch Thermometer

Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.

My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better

by Ghetto-Jedi February 20, 2009

chilly thermometer

Akin to a cold rectal thermometer, the chilly thermometer is defined as the act of a chilled penis entering a partner's anus during coitus. Also, a mis-heard trivia answer referring to John Travolta's character in Be Cool and Get Shorty.

I was so drunk last night that I stuck my dick in the freezer and gave my girlfriend a chilly thermometer!

by DeOmnibusDisputandum April 11, 2011